Hey guys!! Today I am going to share with you lines and quotes EVERYONE says on thanksgiving whether they like it or not lol. But anyway these are things we all say on Thanksgiving just because duh it's Thanksgiving. And even though you might say these lines, they may or may not have a completely different meaning. (We will see hehe)
- "Can you please pass the mashed potatoes." *waits two minutes while others are conversing* "WHERE ARE MY MASHED POTATOES THANK YOU VERY MUCH!"
- "How's school been?" Says any relative you haven't seen in years.
"Uhh good."(Pause)"Yeah I'm failing three classes, but at least I'm still alive."
- "Can I just have the dessert already?"
- "How have you been, sweetie! I haven't seen you since you were little!"
"I have no clue who is this person is........ I've been great! I know it's been a while!"
- "OMG I GOT GRAVY ON MY SHIRT. NOOOO!"
- "Honey, would you like anymore asparagus?" "THIS TASTES DISGUSTING. NO THANK YOU." "Sure, I'm a little full so just a little bit."
- "Would it be rude to put in my earbuds? Probably."
- "I've been doing really good in my writing recently and I hope—" "I use to write when I was younger. I loved romantic comedy's as my style." interrupts my insignificant relative. "Yeah so do—" "I remember it like it was yesterday." "GEE THANKS FOR INTERRUPTING. "
- "Have you seen the Thanksgiving Day parade?"
- "I'll clear your plates." "Why did I just offer to do this?"
- My entire family: "TRY THIS." "No, this is something you would like. "THIS IS MY NEW RECIPE. IT'S DEEE-LICIOUS."
Me: "I'll try it." *is given the entire pot full of whatever mush I decide to try. "Well, there goes the rest of my dinner."
- "Cheers!" Translation: "Cheers! Cause this is just what we have to do on a holiday."
- "I just want to go hoooommmmeeee. I'm so bored."
- "You are always glued to your phone." "Yeah I wonder why."
- "I'm so full." "MY STOMACH IS GOING TO EXPLODE."
- "Hope to see you very soon!" "Can't wait to see you in another three years." says sarcastically.HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE. MAKE SURE YOU EAT LOTS OF TURKEY TODAY. I hope you guys enjoyed my chapter and if you did make you vote and comment what your favorite Thanksgiving food is (mine is totally mashed potatoes) I sure love mashed potatoes Hehe. Happy Turkey Day! This is the only day you can eat everything without being judged!
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