Final Fantasy XV Oneshots

A Very Lucis Thanksgiving

Day three - Prompt: Fake smiles.

A Very Lucis Thanksgiving

"Welcome to Cooking with Iggy. Today is a very special day, Thanksgiving! So today we're going to learn how to make the most important and favored dish of them all.

"Cranberry Sauce!

"Step one! Mash your cranberries to a fine pulp." Cut to Ignis mashing cranberries with the magazine well of a silver gun.

"Hey! That's my gun!" Prompto shouts from the background.

"Step two! Add plenty of sugar. Remember! The more sugar, the sooner you can pass out and ignore your responsibilities." Cut to Ignis carlessly pouring sugar directly into his bowl.

"Step three! Put your sauce on the oven at low heat, only cook for 65 minutes. No more, no less." Cut to Ignis putting Ignis placing his sauce on the oven and watching it precicely. Ignis then turns to the camera. "Helpful tip! A good way to pass the time is to contemplate all your worst life decisions."

66 minutes later...

Ignis is crying into his cranberry sauce. He turns his head and notices the camera. "Oh! I didn't see you there!" He smiles brightly and wipes his tears away.

"Step seven! Mak-" He looks at the clock and notices he's late by a minute. "OH F-"

Cut to Ignis pouring cranberry sauce from a can on a plate and placing it down on a table filled with food. He then puts his hands on his hips and looks at the camera. "Don't forget to thank your toxic friends and family for being there when you needed them to leave you alone the most. Have a wonderful Thanksgiving!"