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Harry Potter and the 1/16th blood general

One day, Unstopable Dirty P (Preston M. Simpson) was walking to school when...

...a stranger in the street said "Could i have your autograph?" "Please, sign my leafblower " said the tall,dark,attractive man Unstopable Dirty P (Preston M. Simpson) signed it, and handed it back

"Here's my autograph!" said Unstopable Dirty P (Preston M. Simpson)

"To be honest, while I did want your autograph...i also..you see..i....i...think your the sexiest person alive, and...." the stranger hesitated! I need your help urgently! You must save us!!"

"what?howhu?"

"We need someone strong, and intelligent and mighty...you have been chosen!"

"But Im not that strong! Im just a weak nerdish school student!", Unstopable Dirty P (Preston M. Simpson) said, flexing her muscles. "Well, I always felt there was something weird about me...I never thought i would be assigned a mission like this!", he lied.

"You are the Special. Our magic brief history of time by steven hawkingcame to us in a dream again and told us to find you"

"You must save us from Voldemort we dont have the power on our own"

"Very well,I suppose I'll help you"

Suddenly, Unstopable Dirty P (Preston M. Simpson) was sucked into a underground lab.

"This is where we have set up our new secret HQ HeadQuaters!

"Theres someone that wants me meet you..."

At that movement a door slid open with a funny sound...light shined from behind and a shadow stode there

"So..this is the one we are after?"

"She certainly looks as attractive as we heard" "And sexy too!" "And with nice big equipment too, judging by the huge round lumps in the clothing"

Potter walked out of the light!

"Greatings"

Unstopable Dirty P (Preston M. Simpson) was amazed!, always brilliantly modest, Unstopable Dirty P (Preston M. Simpson) never dream of recieveing such a compliement from great Harry.

"Thank you, its an honour to meet you"

"The honour is all mine"

"It was clear there was an instant, animal attraction between them...allthough both didnt want to admit it. "wowsers your sexy".

"No time for that now!" said Unstopable Dirty P (Preston M. Simpson). "We have work to do!"

They stoped kissing eachover and looked very wet

Everyone who looked could see there was a undeniably, ravenous animal attraction between Dirty P (Preston M. Simpson) and Dirty P (Preston M. Simpson).

No one could deny it.

No one except Dirty P (Preston M. Simpson) and Dirty P (Preston M. Simpson), that is.

They seemed blissfully unaware of their attraction to each-other. Unaware of their boundless uncontrollable lust.

Every time they met they didn't show it, but everyone knew. Everyone knew what was really going on between them.

A war of lust.

And everyone knew that it was a unsuitable situation. No one wanted to be dragged into that war.

Something had to be done.Or someone.

(A/N this is more goth than usually but I really like it this way! You will too, because its AWESOME!)