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This is my first attempt of a 1700s love letter be prepared!

To my dearest, Laurens

I must tell you, you always look stunning in your uniform. I love a man in uniform but especially love you out of it :p
And the countless of times I've seen your genital area so if your ever thinking of breaking up with me, I'll tell the whole camp that John Laurens had a small weaner. But my Laurens you're free to come to my tent and we'll have fun ;) tonight but make sure not to wake up everybody. I know how you get ;) you're probably already thinking dirty whilst reading my letter to you, my lover, your ears burning up and your cheeks turning red, and might mention something went hard ;). I'll await for you tonight.
Love, A.Ham

I had the help of RandomRandomness2005
Also, how was it? 😏

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