Spiderman/Avengers One Shots

5 Times The Avengers Didn't Meet Peter Parker (Part 1)

A/N- Hi guys, I'm so sorry for not updating with actual chapters for about two months. I really tried but I just didn't have any motivation and then I had state testing for three weeks. Again I'm really sorry.

This is part one of this hopefully I'll get part two out soon. I just wanted to give you guys something.

I got this idea from another one-shot I read but I don't remember the author. If I find it I'll update this. But credit for the idea goes to them. Thanks. 

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5 Times the Avengers Didn't Meet Peter Parker and One Time They Did

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1

In a small room in the UN building sits Tony Stark, James Rhodes, Vision, a UN official, and the Rouge Avengers. They have all been called together to sign the new Accords. The only one who talked though was the UN official while everyone else ignores each other or glances over the new Accords.

"As you can see, you will each have a room at the compound. You will be under house arrest for three months, when that is up you can go where ever you want as long as you check in to the compound or UN every few weeks," Ms. Miller, the UN official says. "but if there are any violations to the Accords you will get another month of house arrest added. Mr. Barton and Mr. Lang will serve house arrest at their own homes."

"Of course, we don't want to cause any more trouble? Right," Steve says looking at Tony.

"I never caused any problems in the first place Capsical," Tony replies.

"The compound will serve as your house but since it is owned by Mr. Stark he can request that you be moved at any time," Ms. Miller states. Everyone goes back to listening and ignoring each other until Steve stands up looking like he is going to argue against something he found in the Accords. Everyone braces for a verbal battle when suddenly a phone starts to ring.

Dear Theodosia plays out of Tony's phone as everyone turns to look at him.

Rhodey looks at the phone and laughs, "You changed his ringtone to that?"

Tony rolls his eyes, "I didn't change it. He must have hacked it. He's been obsessing over Hamilton and trying to get me to take him to it."

"If someone can hack into your tec they could be dangerous. We should know who this person is." Steve responds.

Tony just ignores Steve and picks up his phone. "Hey, kid. Did you hack my phone to and change your ringtone?... No... then how did it get changed?... That's still hacking my phone... Kid, I told you to call me Tony... Why did you call anyway?... Yeah, you can come over... I'll pick you up... You have decathlon, right?... Ok... I'll be there in 20 minutes. Bye kid."

"That's my cue to leave," Tony says and stands up.

"We haven't finished Stark," Steve replies.

Tony answeres, "I've got places to be. Rhodey, Ms. Miller, I'm sure you can finish up."

They both nod to him as he leaves. When the door closes, they turn back to the Rouges.

"Shall we continue," Ms. Miller says.

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2

The Avengers have just got back from a mission and they are headed to their briefing once they land. 

"Avengers," Nick Fury greets as they walk into the briefing room, "I trust the mission went well."

"Yes, sir," Steve replies while everyone sits down.

"Yeah right," Tony mumbles earning him a glare from Steve and Fury.

"I expect things will get better right, good," Fury says without giving them a chance to respond. "Now on to the briefing. Your mission was to take down a Hyd..."

Ring, Ring

Everyone looks at Tony. "It's not me this time," he says.

"Sorry, its mine," Rhodey states while taking out his phone. He smiles and shows the caller to Tony and Fury.

"You can answer it, but put it on speaker," Fury says.

"Hey, kid, you're on speaker so don't reveal anything," Rhodey says.

"Okay. Is Mr. Stark with you?" the caller asks. Tony shakes his head telling Rhodey to say 'no.'

"No, he's in a meeting," Rhodey replies while everyone looks at Tony questioningly. (is that even a word. I don't know. Let's say it is)

"Good, I need your help," the caller sighs.

"With what?" Rhodey asks.

"Haha, I may have gotten shot and stabbed multiple its a little beyond what I can fix but Mr. Stark told me not to go out when my suit wasn't fixed so I don't want him to know otherwise he may take the suit again but he probably won't but I don't know and I'm sort of maybe bleeding out on top of a random building and I'm rambling again, sorry," the caller states.

Everyone just stares at the phone, Rhodey, and Tony in surprise. That was not what they were expecting the call to be like.

"Kid, its Tony," Tony says.

"Shit," they can hear the caller whisper, "Heyyyyy, Mr. Stark, you know what it's not even that bad I can just fix it up at home. Karen, hang u..."

"Kid, just stays where you are, I already sent a suit to pick you up, and I'll meet you at the tower in five minutes. Friday transfer the call to my phone" Tony says as he gets up and heads to the door, "Just stay on the line and keep talking to me, okay." He puts the phone to his chest and says, "I'll update you Platypus," as he walks out of the room. 

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3

It was a normal day for the Avengers, or as normal as you can get with an assassin, a genius, a super soldier, a magic wielder, and AI with a body, and a former USAF Pararescue all being forced to live together. Though to be honest today had been going pretty well. Nobody had gotten into a fight or yelled at each other which was an improvement. Tony and Steve still tried to avoid each other but neither was being 100% unpleasant. That was until FRIDAY alerted the team of a battle in Queens. 

"Boss, the Spider-Baby Protocol has been activated," FRIDAY alerts.  

"Vitals FRI," Tony asks.

"Two gunshots to the leg, three cracked ribs, minor concussions, fractured shoulder, arm, and leg, as well as a healing stab wound to the stomach,"

"What the fuck, why wasn't I alerted earlier?" Tony questions.

"KAREN's protocols were overridden and she was not allowed to inform me," FRIDAY replies.

"Dear Lord," Tony sighs, "FRIDAY send the coordinates to my suit and let the kid know I'm on my way."

"Yes, Boss," FRIDAY replies as Tony flies out the window.

Now, most of the Avengers are smart enough to realize that FRIDAY and Tony were talking to Spider-Man. Take notice of the word most. 

"Who do you think Tony was talking about?" Steve asks. All he got as a reply was Natasha hitting him on the head with a book she found.

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A/N- Thanks for reading and I hope you enjoyed the story. If you have any suggestions or ideas leave them in the comments. - Delaso