Spiderman/Avengers One Shots

Russian

A/N- Sorry I haven't updated for a while, I've been busy with school. XC just ended so hopefully that will give me some more time to write but I have drama rehearsal starting soon. I will try to update more frequently though. Thanks for all the support. Leave any ideas or suggestions in the comments. I got this idea from one of my friends. Thanks. - Delaso

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Natasha and Bucky speaking Russian with Peter on multiple occasions.

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It had been a normal day for Peter Parker. He got up, went to school, came home, did his homework, and was currently eating supper. Only he was Spiderman and was eating supper with the Avengers. Well, that may not be normal to everyone else, that was Peter Parker's life. What else did you expect? He is the adopted son of Tony Stark. 

"Hello, Маленький паук (Little Spider)," Natasha said.            

"Hi, Nat" Peter replied.

"How was school, Peter?" Steve asked.

"It was fine and easy," Peter said.

"What about patrol?" Tony asked.

"Good, I stopped five robberies, one kidnapping, eight muggings, and rescued two cats," Peter answered and piled Steve's spaghetti onto his plate. 

"'ood job Pete," Clint said with a mouth full of spaghetti.  Natasha rolled her eyes and stood up to get Peter and herself some more water.

"Могу ли я тоже немного воды?(Can I have some water too?)" Bucky asked.

"Вы можете получить свою собственную воду Barnes (You can get your own water Barnes)," Natasha replied. Peter just rolled his eyes. 

"Давай ваш уже там(Come on your already there)," Bucky complained.

"Да, и вы можете приехать сюда и получить свою собственную воду (Yes, and you can come over here and get your own water)," Natasha said. At this point, everyone except Peter was scared because the two best assassins they knew were arguing with each other in a language that none of them could understand. 

"почему ты получил воду Питера? (Why did you get Peter water?)" Bucky asked.

"потому что Питер - маленький ребенок-паук (Because Peter is the Little Spider Baby)," Natasha laughed. Bucky tried to hold back his laugh but didn't do a very good job. 

"Вы знаете, что я знаю русский язык? (You do know that I know Russian right?)"  Everyone just stared at him not realizing he could speak Russian. "и я не ребенок (And I'm not a baby)," Peter mumbled. 

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Peter was more excited than usual today and everyone could tell, but no one, except The Avengers, knew why. Peter hadn't seen Natasha or Bucky for five weeks because they had been on a mission, but today they were coming back and were picking him up from school. 

When the bell rang, Peter rushed out of class, and to his locker.

"Hey, Penis Parker," Flash called out.

Sighing, Peter turned around and said, "What do you want Flash?" 

"You're useless Parker," he said and punched Peter, "you're just an orphan who's parents killed themselves to get away from you." He kicked Peter in the stomach then delivered another punch to his face. 

"Leave me alone Flash," Peter replied. Flash laughed as he walked away. Peter pulled up his hood to try and cover the forming bruise on his face and walked out of school.

"Hello, Маленький паук (Little Spider)," Natasha called out, drawing the attention of most of the students outside the school. 

"Aunt Nat, Uncle Bucky, I missed you," Peter replied.

"We missed you to Pete," Bucky said going to ruffle Peters' hair and removing his hood in the process.

"Кто сделал это с тобой? (Who did this to you?)" Natasha asked grabbing his face. Peter knew that when Natasha got angry she would only talk and listen in Russian.

"Ни одна тетя Нэт. Все в порядке. Я просто споткнулся. (No one Aunt Nat. It's fine. I just tripped.)" Peter said. 

"Петр, скажи нам правду. Кто это сделал? (Peter, tell us the truth. Who did this?)" Bucky said, glaring at anyone around the three.

"Это был Flash, но вы не можете его убить. Это был просто несчастный случай. (It was Flash, but you can't kill him. It was just an accident.)"  Bucky growled under his breath and Natasha reached for her knife when they heard that Flash had been bothering Peter again. "Вы не можете его убить. (You can't kill him). Ok," Peter said trying English again, "You can't kill him."

"Fine, but if he bothers you again tell us," Bucky replies deciding not to cause more of a scene here than they already have. "Let's go."

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"Peter, foods ready," Steve called, "It was Clint's night to choose so we have Chinese." Peter hurried to the kitchen and sat in between Natasha and Tony, and across from Bucky. A majority of the food was by Thor, Steve, Bucky, and Peter with them having the fastest metabolism. 

"Наташа, что я должен делать с этой шрирачей? (Natasha, what am I supposed to do with this sriracha stuff?)" Bucky asked, and glared at Sam.

"Он пряный, надел его на все, это очень хорошо. Почему ты смотришь на Сэма? (It's spicy, put it on anything, it's pretty good. Why are you glaring at Sam?)" Natasha replies.

"Я притворяюсь, что о нем говорю. Это хорошо на рис? (I'm pretending to talk shit about him. Is it good on rice?)" Bucky asked. At that Natasha smiles and Peter had to try hard not to laugh. 

"Очень. Я собираюсь взглянуть на Стива. (Very. I'm going to glare at Steve.)" Natasha said and glared at Steve. With that Peter can't help but laugh.

"Могу я присоединиться и взглянуть на Тони? (Can I join and glare at Tony?)" Peter asked.

"Конечно, Маленький Паук. (Of course Little Spider)" Natasha replied and they all glared at Sam, Steve, and Tony. At this point, the rest of the Avengers were scared and were thinking of excuses to leave. Clint had already left through the vents, Rhodey pretended to take a phone call, Loki just disappeared, and everyone else has been leaving as fast as they can. Steve, Sam, and Tony end up hiding in Tony's lab for the rest of the night and are extremely cautious around the three Russian speakers the next day. 

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A/N- Thanks for reading and I hope you enjoyed the story. If you have any suggestions or ideas leave them in the comments. -Delaso