Kitsune [One Punch Man] ✔

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Boom

Boom

Boom

Boom

Rogue groans. This bloody neighbor would be the death of her someday.

Boom

What the fuck is he doing again?! Probably trying to kill a bug or something.
She tries to relax, turns to face her TV again. A deadly Mosquito plague, huh?

Boom

Why did she not make her apartment soundproof while she was at it?!

Boom

That's right. She suddenly remembers having to fix her ceiling after her upstairs neighbor punched his clock through the solid cement.

Boom

Silence.

"Damn Mosquito! Come back here. I wasn't done with you."

The 24 year old groans. She probably should make sure he's okay.. After all.. This plague smells like a monster already.

She jumps up, puts on a tank top and some shorts. Her blue hair she puts up into a ponytail.

"Damn loud neighbor..."

Quickly she slips on her shoes and then runs after the bald man she calls her upstairs neighbor.

Quickly she finds the source of all the debris and destruction. A mosquito monster lady thingy. "Are those.. Mosquitoes?", gasps her neighbor, a can of Bug-spray in his hand. "Obviously. Now go home you idiot, before they suck you dry!", Rogue answers before the cyborg standing in front of them can. He stares at them shocked.
A wave of Mosquitoes floods towards the three and he acts, incarcerating the whole lot. Surprised Rogue quickly covers herself in a layer of blood she steals from the insects.

Then she facepalms. The bald guy she came here for.. Quickly she leaves her cover, looking at the shocked cyborg to see both her and luckily the now totally naked guy alive.
But that booty tho..

She quickly turns towards the monster lady, who by now is tearing apart the poor cyborg. "Ey lady!", Rogue yells and snaps her fingers. Vines shoot from the ground and grab the insect, holding it still so she can..

Smack.

The monster is completely smashed. Well.. It appears her neighbor wouldn't have needed her help after all. But still.. That ass was totally worth it. Not so much his resting bitch face though.

"Mosquitoes suck."

'No. They blow, you know..? What the fuck did you expect them to do, Captain obvious?!', Rogue is about to yell, but the beautifully structured body of her eggheaded upstairs neighbor keeps her focused.

"Who are you?", the Cyborg asks.
"Eh? Saitama." "Call me Rogue."
"Let me be your student."

"Uh. Sure.. .. .. Eh?!"
"Hey. Dude. Put some pants on, okay? Oh. And also.. Please don't make so much noise anymore upstairs. You are killing me with all that loud sound. And by the way.. I still have that alarm clock you punched through my ceiling about 2 years ago. Do you want it back?", Rogue comments and he blinks at her. "Sure. I didn't realise I had a downstairs neighbor..." With that he walks off only to realize when he is close to his home that she asked him to put pants on... He looks down and.. Fuck!

Meanwhile Rogue picks up the cyborgs body pieces. "Where to little boy?", she asks him and he names her his address.
She holds him tightly to her chest, then  jumps and starts to run through the air thanks to small bursts of energy that keep her flying. The sounds of the energy bursts are left behind due to their speed. Faster than the speed of sound. And the woman doesn't even seem to give it her all.
"What are you?", the cyborg asks. "I am defined as a metahuman, little boy. I was born to an all human family but could do all this type of stuff. Its fun, honestly, but most normal humans don't like what they can't comprehend, they can't plan, know or control. So they hate it.", she tells him and he already mentally notes to make a new book with quotes from his new teachers.
They hit the ground next to a relatively luxurious apartment building in City B and Rogue drops him off at his apartment. "What's your name, Junior?", she asks the Cyborg. "Genos, sensei." "Well.. I guess I'll see you around. I have to go. Don't want to come across that annoying asshole." With that she disappears the same way she brought him home and Genos starts to repair his body.

Back at her apartment Rogue is surprised to see Saitama, as she now knows, look at her intensely. Just dressed this time. Right now even his face looks handsome..

"What's up?", she asks, opening her apartment. "How did we not meet till now?" "I rarely leave my apartment... Now.. Do you want to come in?"
Saitama walks into the modernized apartment. Much more sophisticated than his own. As much as an apartment this size can get.

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"How do you feel about udon, Saitama?"