Kitsune [One Punch Man] ✔

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Rogue POV

Me and Saitama met up in his apartment for breakfast as somebody knocks at the door. I raise my eyebrows.
He slowly walks to the door and I follow, only to see... "Genos.." "So you really came..", Saitama deadpans and I chuckle. "Oh come on. Give the boy a chance!", I tell him. He groans. But I give him a look to tell him I'm not joking. "Do you like tea?", he asks Genos and allows him inside.
I make some tea, we sit down and just a tad later I already regret letting Genos inside. How can a 19-year old cyborg be this talkative?! And an absolute idiot when it comes to sarcasm?! I get myself and Saitama some chocolate to keep us from attacking the cyborg and ripping out his artificial vocal chords. That's when my phone rings. Saved! I look at the caller I.D. I don't know what's worse. The idiot in front of me or the one on my phone display.
Right now I decide Genos is the bigger annoyance and walk out onto the balcony of Saitamas apartment.
"Hay? Rogue Celest here?", I accept the call.
"Well hello my sweetheart.. Finally answering my calls I see.."
"Only because I do think I won't make an effort to hunt you down to kill you when you annoy me.", I answer and hear him chuckle.
"So cold, Rogue-chan."
"Oh fuck off.", I unintentionally laugh. Now I can basically HEAR him smile in his narcissistic kind of pride. Fucking annoying blueberry.
"Now.. What do you want? You never call without a purpose."
"This time I actually just wanted to hear your voice. I still don't understand how you can still deny your attraction towards me."
"Don't flatter yourself you little leech."
"All these bad names you are calling me.. They hurt."
"Your sarcasm is unappreciated here.", I answer.
"I ment every word Lo.."

CRASH

"Pay for my ceiling!"

"What was that?"

I look down to see a few monsters on the street.
"I'll call you back. Some little pieces of crap disturb this peaceful moment of ours.", I tell him.
"Rogue what ha.."
I hang up and with a glare a gust of wind tears two smaller monsters, a slug and a frog apart. This isn't the muppets show or something, bastards! I jump down to see Saitama in the ground, some kind of mole, a lion and an armored gorilla that's fighting Genos. "You noisy bunch disturbed a very entertaining phone call of mine!", I say annoyed and the mole disappears underground. I feel him in the earth coming towards me. With a stomp on the ground it cracks open and the creature is liftet into the air. "Give me back my wasted battery time you assholes!" I punch a very minimal ray of energy towards the thing pulverizing it. Remaining is only a shadow. I guess you could compare my energy attacks with pointed and controlled atomic bomb explosions... I see the lions eyes widen in fear. Oh please. Because if this little bit. "That was awesome! Is that one of your energy attacks?", Saitama asks me. "The weakest kind but yes... Do you want to kill this lion or shall I?" The beast looks at me angrily. "I am the beast king. I am.." Saitama crawls out of the hole and dusts himself off, before tearing the beast apart with one punch. "Now that's beautiful! Well done.", I grin and he chuckles, blushes, scratches his head. Adorable. We walk towards Genos who is about to kill the gorilla. "I am only the third strongest of the house of evolution. The beast king is much stronger than I am and he will.." I take an eyeball that's hanging off of Saitamas cape and hold it in front of him. "You talking about this thing here?" "Ah. Sorry. I'm going to tell you everything. Just don't kill me please." "What the hell does your boss want from Saitama? And why do suddenly talk normally?", I ask him, throwing away the eyeball. "Uh. I just wanted to seem cooler. The story to why my boss wants you is simple... Once there was a young scientist..." Why does everybody have to talk so much today?! Summon that shit up. Please. Somebody kill him. Or me. This is too much. I can't even...
"Hey you're just trying to make yourself sound cool again!", Saitama yells at him. "My masters are busy people. Summon it up to 20 words or less!", Genos tells him. "In short, I think my boss is interested in your bodies, Saitama, Miss.", he tells us. "I'm not gay.", Saitama bluntly states and I cringe. "How old is that guy? No thanks. I'd rather fuck that annoying blueberry.", I comment. "Ah. Sorry. I should have phrased it differently. He wants your bodies for experiments.", the gorilla finally says something satisfying. "Great. Now where is that place you mentioned... The house of evolution?", I ask and he gives us some coordinates.
Then we are already off.