A Dumbasses Guide To Saving The World

Chapter 1 \Burn Baby Burn\

(editing in process please take this chapter with a grain of salt she's rustyyyy)

Just two girls with stupid dumb luck

Chapter 1 \Burn Baby Burn\

The leaves that were just beginning to fall crunched loudly under the two girl's feet as they made the slight trek through the forest to get to their destination. The chilled air whipped through their hair making them clutch their jackets a little closer.

"Are you positive this is the way, Maddie," the taller girl said while pushing a branch out of her face. The shorter girl in front of her just ducked underneath it.

"Yes, you're the one who can't remember directions to save their life, not me," The red head had a smirk on her face when she threw the jab back at her friend.

"Ok that was rude,"

"No rude would be pointing out how you still put your GPS on when leaving work to get home," the girls bickered back and forth for another few moments till they came across their destination. It was a house that a lot of people in town called haunted, it wasn't uncommon for teens to dare each other to sleep out here or to merely just stay inside the house for longer than an hour. A couple of them went missing though in the last two week making people suspicions run rampit. No one really knew what happen to the two teens who were missing, some speculated that they merely ran away, others went as farfetched as saying they were attacked by vampires. The girls however were only planning on seeing the outside of the house, or at least a few steps into it.

"This place gives me the creeps," Charlotte mumbled as she set her bag down, opening it to get their camera out. Maddie went to work, finding a bunch of sticks to throw in a pile. A small gas can was placed by Charlotte when Maddie went to put her stuff down. The smell making her nose crinkle.

"Any idea on how you want us to start the video?" The blond asked with a tilt of her head. Her pony tail falling in her face. Throwing it back over her shoulder she grabbed the tripod from her bag.

"We should take a video of you pouring the gasoline on the sticks and then you lighting it up. if I angle it right it will totally look like the house is on fire in the back."

"This is going to look so good Maddie," The blonde said as she set up the tripod for the camera while the red head threw some dry leaves on the little bonfire they made. "After I light it you should run in and say something like 'eat dust vamps' or 'suck on that leach'."

"ooh what about 'hasta lavista face sucker'."

"nah... 'twinkle twinkle motha fucka'."

"twinkle twinkle?" Maddie said with a confused face.

"you know...cause twilight," Charlotte said sheepishly. "you know how they sparkle- "

"no...just no,"

"Ok just improvise it then," she said with a pout before grabbing the gas can.

"Ok rolling in 5, 4,-"

"this isn't iCarly, Mads"

"fuck you, 3, 2, 1," she threw up an ok sign. Charlotte ran into the shot while theatrically looking back and forth. Looking into the camera she gave a smirk before dumping the gas on the fire. The flames flew up startling Maddie who was stepping into the shot next to Charlotte. She screamed and bumped the taller girl who accidently caught the gas can on fire. Not thinking in the moment, she turned and chunked the can away from the so that they wouldn't get burned.

Turning the girls watched with wide eyes as the fire spread towards the house which lit up like a Christmas tree. The wood that made it up was dry and old so it didn't take more than a lick of the flames for it to turn into a giant fire ball.