"Why?"
"Because they are dicks."
Now this is not what you may think the conversation is about...
So like um, how to put this...
Allie is a straight up lesbian.
Doesn't know how dicks work.
Period.
I, personally, find this hilarious. Mia as well. Allie however doesn't.
Let me explain:
So it started off with me explaining that girls/girls/boys is about Brendon's first 3 some, right.
"Wait really?!"
"Yup 2 girls 1 Brendon"
"This helped me with my sexuality, I have always thought that it was about a girl finding her sexuality and being comfortable with it."
"Sexuality? Are you pansexual like B?"
"No I'm lesbian."
"Cool."
"Are you? Or straight, bi?
"Pan"
"Nice."
"Yeahhh"
Pause....awkward....
"Anyways" I start back again "he saw that anyone can love anyone."
"Do you think he's ever had sex with a boy?" She said in hushed tones like anyone was going to hear us we are in our room with everyone downstairs.
"Duh Ryan Ross" obviously they had a thing for each other! "The totally banged and dated for a bit"
"I don't understand."
"What?"
"Why would you want something shoved up your vagina?"
"Girls like it and some dudes do too"
"Like how though? Is it like soft and feel weird?"
"No you make the dick hard and put it up there and ya bang unless you have a kink"
"Why?"
"Because they are dicks and both party's enjoy it"
"That's disgusting" her face is priceless the look of confused and disgusted, then look deeper to see how she's holding back a smile and in her beautiful eyes you can- wait did I just call them beautiful? What the fuck is happening to me? We have became really closer in the past few weeks it's...nice. Not something you would expect me to say but it is.
"What are you thinking about?" Curiosity now covered her face her eyes still gleaming. She looked radiant with her perfect skin, hair, and that god forsaken half smile she's giving me now. Don't get me wrong all her smiles are amazing but this one is like the feeling tony gets when he sees Steve's smile. It's amazingly her.
Shit I'm getting sappy the frick is wrong with me?!
Hello earth to Hazel" she snapped her fingers in my face causing me to come out of my mind "you okay?"
"What yeah I'm fine, what did ya need?"
"I asked what you was thinking about."
You.
"Nothing that important why?"
"Cause we was just talking about dicks then you zoned. Something must have caught your attention." She looks concerned now...
You did.
"Oh nothin again not important ya know."
"Okay...what do ya wanna do now?"
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AN: welp it's been a bit...so here's a short one,, even though nobody is reading this and I'm losing inspiration imma keep with it. Also the pic is what I feel 24/7 btw lol.
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