Logs of the Inner World

5 - Demon Crocodiles, Tom Cat, Wind Dragon Races and is Trapped Under A Canyon

1. Demon Crocodile Eats People. Chokes and dies in the end.

I, a dark demon alligator dragon, was just born. I need to devour the living before I fade away.

On a bridge I see a couple with a pair of small children. The children are walking next two each other and with my massive maw I snap the both of them up in one bite. The parents were frozen in place so I ate them too, but I was careful not to leave any traces of blood or body parts behind. I don't want to be hunted down yet.

I have to hide in the bushes a lot when there are crowds. Since I eat people I'll probably have to move around a lot so I don't raise suspicion through a high "missing persons" count in one city. Eating a person feels gross so I try to chew as little as possible, to finish it all in one bite, and swallow as soon as I can.

If a bystander tries to back away or run, I impale them with one of the many stinger-arms I have on my back and eat them too. Getting them to work is a bit troublesome though I have to chant over and over in my head "they get impaled by my blades before they can move or scream".

One kill was particularly messy and there were guts all over the place and I just laid my alligator body flat on the ground and sucked all the guts up like I was some sort of vacuum cleaner and it was gross. It looked like a river of earthworms to be honest and I was trying not to look at it or think of the mushy gooey grossness in my mouth. This is certainly an inappropriate amount of human guts this is not realistic a human should not have this much intestines in its body what is going on.

I move from place to place via shapeshifting. I turn into a dog or some other running animal and just run down the street as far as I can before I turn hungry.

One time I was hiding in a bush in my demon alligator form as there were a group of kids walking past and they had some distance from each other. I had this radar system built in me that allowed me to detect movement in an entire area, so I knew no one would accidentally walk into me as I focused on watching this group, or at least that's what I try to tell myself.

I waited for a little girl that was on her own and out of sight and I ate her. Before the group could realise she was missing and come looking for her, I shapeshifted into the girl and joined them. Luckily for me I inherit the memories of those I eat (or at least that's what I told myself) so I could disguise myself as her.

"Aggghhh you're so horrible I hate you!" I screamed as I jumped away from a frog one of the boys threw at me. The sun was going down and the kids are going home. Unfortunately I have to walk home with them when the sun went down to avoid suspicion. I'll stay overnight in her house and just disappear when the time comes for me to walk to her school. Well I might as well eat her single mom too since that will be one less person to freak out and start searching for her kid when she doesn't come home after school.

I was in the lift alone with her mom and I wasted no time snapping my giant maw onto her and devouring her. To my surprise, I choked out a bloody bone. Impossible. I digest the entire thing right away it gets broken down into mulch which I digest in microseconds. And I don't even have bones I am a creature of pure darkness it is impossible for me to throw up a bone I can devour an atomic bomb and be perfectly fine. What is this. I'm not choking. No I'm not.
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2. Slowing down time and trying to assassinate a sexy cartoon mouse in high school.

I turn up in front of my high school with my normal clothes on. I need to talk to someone and I have no time to go all the way back to wear my uniform.

There's some sports event going on as the field is flooded with students. A prefect stops me. "Where is ur uniform?" she asks. I don't know how I got through her but I headed for the canteen and bought some omelette roll thing. I was still hungry but I didn't feel like getting another omelette roll.

I see a student carrying a pile of cooked veges stacked on her plate to her table. I see a bunch of students helping themselves to some buffet in a line. I approach the line but decide to take a plate further up before joining it. By the time I return to the line it was twice as long as it was before. By the time I reached the food, most of it was gone and there were no more veges. I should have joined the line earlier.

I ended up with a group of people. But I didn't want to be here anymore I wanted to see what was going on in the field and I didn't want them to follow me. I slowed time down. I made time 10x slower, or so I thought, cos when I turned around to move away the people around me turned their heads a lot faster then they should if time was 10x slower to them.

I told myself, (or my character) "bruh does this look like 10x slower to you. I said make time flow TEN times slower.. not like.. fucking 1.5 or some shit." but the group was still being such a hassle. Well I escaped them eventually.

I was in the field and someone asked me to "assassinate this black mouse, I mean you're a cat right?". Looks like I'm literally tom from tom and jerry. I approached the field and pounced on some black mouse in the crowd, turns out it was a balloon. The whole crowd was a balloon and they were popping left and right. I was duped.

Unfortunately my character was not letting go of the now deflated balloon and he was still shaking it around and shit. And I was scolding myself once again like "does that look like an actual fucking mouse to you let that shit go ur target is over there man come on she laughing at you, u dumbass."

And yeah there was this anthromorphic mouse in an undersized sports suit and she looks like some furry's sexual fantasy or some shit. Tom the cat tried to catch her but she was too fast. "Slow time down!" I yelled. "She may be fast now but she can't be fucking ten times faster than you, dumbass!" But he just didn't use his time powers and he ended up with a thorn in his paw.

I managed to gain my demon alligator form back and approached the cat. I tried to use telekinesis to pull the thorn out but it ended up digging into the cat's, or rather, my hand and just burrowing itself out from the other side. Ouch.
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I'm racing cars. I go super fast I'm a wind dragon. Some trucks and busses crash into each other and fly all over the place. One crashes into me but I am wind so I simply reform myself. The calamity results in a landslides and in turns out I'm in the middle of two canyons so basically everything is falling on me.

Since I'm a wind creature I can simply turn to gas and flow out of the rubble but I try to jump to higher ground before things can fall on me anyway. It was a struggle.