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To: Avengers ASSemble 🍑

ASSmerica 🇺🇸:
When is everyone flying to Atlanta?

Pheasant 🐦:
When I get around to booking my flight 😋

Iron Stark 💡:
Seriously? 😒

Pheasant 🐦:
I'm kidding
I'm flying out in 3 days so everyone has time to settle in again

Legolas 🎯:
I'm leaving in four days ✌️
I don't even start filming for 5 months but I thought I'd join you guys for moral support 😜

Thoreal 🔨:
Flight is tomorrow but I have a longer journey than all of you

Spiderchild 🕷️:
Only just.
Us Brits have a bit of a journey too you know

ASSmerica 🇺🇸:
All fair points

Iron Stark 💡:
Are you seriously expecting everyone to answer?
A lot of people here have kids and lives 😉

RomanASS 🔫:
Very soon
Mackie summed it up - those of us bringing our families are getting there early to settle in

Reindeer 🦌:
You shouldn't have that to consider since you don't have kids and you don't bring a pet either, Chris

ASSmerica 🇺🇸:
It's just easier to leave Dodger with my sister than uproot him all the time 😛

Thoreal 🔨:
Mackie, where's your partner in crime?

Pheasant 🐦:
Which one?

Spiderchild 🕷️:
My guess is Sebastian

Thoreal 🔨:
^^

Legolas 🎯:
I thought this group chat was a bit too chill

Pheasant 🐦:
I don't know
He's not my pet or my child, I don't keep track of him

Jolly Green ⚛️:
He's suspiciously quiet actually

Claws 😾:
That is unfortunately true

ASSmerica 🇺🇸:
Sebastian, where are you bro?
I need your input

JARVIS 🤖:
Spamming him may not be the best idea
Particularly on the group chat

Iron Stark 💡:
Bettany, you're starting to sound like your character...

Ant 🐜:
I'm getting to Atlanta in five days
And I don't know anything about Sebastian
That answered everyone's questions, now I'm going back to playing hide and seek with my kids

Frosty ⛄:
I was on the phone with the Russos but I'm here now
We're flying out in a week so I'm probably going to be one of the last to arrive

Pheasant 🐦:
Sexy seabass!

RomanASS 🔫:
"We"?

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