Liams POV
I was sitting in the living room watching TV, when suddenly I heard disturbing noises. It must be a intruder, I grabbed my fork for protection and followed the noise. What? I don't like carrying guns around. Who ever broke in is just lucky, I didn't grab a spoon. Spoons are creepy little suckers..... I found where the noise was coming from, it was Louis sprawled out on the floor. ''lou what on earth are you doin?'' I asked, he replied ''im doing brain yoga.'' I shrugged and walked away ''well have fun with that.'' I said over my shoulder. Brain yoga?
Emma's POV
Oh Lord what have I gotten myself into? After Cam and her family left I was voted new mum, it may sound easy but trust me its not. I have to make food, clean rooms, make sure Louis takes his carrot vitamin gummies, etc.. That reminds me its time for him to have one, I walked down the hall. He was on the floor moaning''lou its time for gummy.'' I said softly, ''lou no want gummy!'' he protested. ''c'mon Lou it will make you have hair on your chest!'' I persuaded,he instantly popped up ''like Matilda's!? '' he squealed. Confused by his question,I said''i guess so?'' Lou popped a gummy into his mouth.
He later told me that Matilda is our transgender neighbor, and he/she apparently has blue chest hair. Zayn was in the room next door, laughing like a dying horse. I pushed his door open, he was talking with perrie as usual. ''hey Zayn guess what!?'' I yelled, he moved the phone from his ear,''what bob?'' he asked sweetly,'' shut up!'' I yelled launching a gummy at his head. Then I slammed his door shut, I love being mum.
Nials POV
I gazed at a picture of Demi from across the room, you are soo pretty...... Drool dripped down my chin. Words from her song 'give your heart a break. ' danced through my head. I didn't even realize I was humming, till Emma fired a gummy at my eye for being loud. My eye watered from the impact,what a rude awakening from my Demi dream! I guess its kinda my fault, living with two tomlinsons you have to be aware at all times..
Harry's POV
I heard the boys being pelted with gummies, in my gut I know I'm next.. My thoughts were correct, minutes later Emma popped into my room. She gave me a evil grin, then she tossed lous gummies at me. I tried to fight back, but her skills are too superior, when the deed was done she left. Gummies were scattered around the floor, and I was flat on the floor. What the Kevin just happened? Its like Emma is a pro gummy warrior.... wait is that even a real thing?
My thoughts were interrupted by Louis who dashed into my room, and plopped himself onto my bed. I sat up ''lou what are you doing in my room?'' he replied firmly ''we are getting cameron back.'' . ''lou her dad made it official,they aren't coming back.'' i frowned, ''then we will kidnap her.'' Louis had a crazy look in his eyes, it was the kind of crazy look that would make the queen crap in her knickers. Before I could say anything he threw me over his shoulder and dropped me in the tour bus.
Tape and rope littered the floor, the whole ride was silent. Hours later we arrived at what we thought was her house, it wasnt .... the house belonged to a fat man with a speedo on, who insisted we stay for dinner. We declined but the man kindly showed us where Cameron's house was. How the heck does he know where cameron lives!?
Lou crept up to her window which was slightly opened, I pulled the screen out of the way. Wow she's a heavy sleeper..I dig that... Louis dropped her over his shoulder, then placed her in the bus. Where we taped her mouth and tied her up, ''lou I don't think we should be doing this'' I mumbled, he shot me a do what I say or else look.
Hours went by without her waking up, I thought she was dead till I saw her toes wiggle. Thank god for buses, if we would have used a regular car none of our kidnapping tools would fit. Well that thought might have been the weirdest one I've ever had...... well ok then... you now have permission to call me a creeper.
Cameron's POV
I felt cold flooring beneath me, it was like my surroundings changed. Then I noticed something else, the subtle smell of cologne. What the frick is going on!? My eyes fluttered open oh my gosh I'm being kidnapped! There was two men in the bus, I wormed my way over to the one in the passengers seat. Since I couldn't use my hands or feet, I did the classic head butt. He flopped onto the floor, and removed his mask. The first thing I saw was his dashing green eyes. ''hray?'' I mumbled (my mouth is taped), he ripped the tape off my lips. Harry gave me a cheeky smile ''oh hello love..'' I glared at him ''harry now is not the time for hellos, now untie me.'' he obeyed and cut the ropes off, ''k now explain to me why you kidnapped me!'' I slapped his arm. ''w-we miss you....'' he paused and stared at me. ''is that a one direction shirt?'' harry asked pointing to my torso. I blushed and nodded.
Harry hugged me and I held him ''ah I can't stay mad at you guys..'' I grinned. Resist the urge cam resist the urge... Lou hopped out of the drivers seat, ''i want a hug too!'' he pouted. Right when he released the wheel the bus swerved uncontrollably. Lou hugged me tight and I pushed him off me ''louis you stupid head! You are supposed to be driving!'' he stumbled over to the steering wheel. Sirens from police cars wailed, ''what do we do!?'' harry paced, ''pull over!'' I screamed at louis . He did as told and pulled over, ''cameron sit in the drivers seat.'' Lou mumbled to me. ''me why?'' I whispered, he replied ''you can charm us out of a ticket.''
I crawled into the front seat, ''make your boobs perky.'' Lou whispered to me. The officer walked up to the bus, to our surprise it was a police woman. ''harry get your cheeky face over here.'' I whisper/yelled to him. ''hello lovely.'' harry winked at the woman, she said ''youre a funny little goose, but I don't play for your team.'' she nodded at Louis. Haha she thinks Louis is a woman,wait are my boobs really that small? ''i will let you go because your friend is sexy.'' she winked at Lou, and his jaw dropped open.
Harry's POV
I can't believe she thought my boo bear was a girl! We drove off towards our flat, ''umm should I be offended?'' cameron asked, Lou giggled ''yep cuz your boobs aren't as perky as mine.'' everyone bursted into laughter. It was good to be back in london , and it felt good to hear her laugh. Kinda like the song just the way you are by Bruno Mars, 'her laugh, her laugh she hates but I think its so sexy.' hey! That can be our song! Holy crap! styles you just got her back, slow down you still have nial to compete with.
Lous POV
''finally home! With my bestest friend!'' I chanted, pulling cameron into the house. Liam looked up from his book ''boys! What the fudge did you do?'' he scolded. ''we got mum back!'' harry and I said. ''what you aren't glad to see me?'' cameron pouted. ''no, no no its not like that, its just.... how the heck did you get here? Where's your family?'' Liam said in a worried tone. I hung my head, and fiddled my fingers...''well we uh kinda kidnapped her...''
Liam just sat there with his mouth hanging open. ''kidnapped! Do you understand how much trouble we will be in, once her family finds out!?'' I blushed ''i didn't really think about that...''
''well you should've! '' he scolded then stomped away.
