Author note: sorry I haven't updated I've been experiencing family difficulties :(
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Cameron's POV
I can't believe this happened to us, I'm still in shock from seeing one direction. How can I recover from our flat falling to pieces?! The boys offered to help us collect our belongings from the rubbish, which was really embarrassing. ''cameron love!?'' Harry called from a pile in the corner. I turned around and nearly died when I saw the boys were trying on my bras. Louis pranced around me giving his best American girl accent, '' hi I'm a girl do these cups make me look large?''. My face turned bright red and I sat solemnly in a corner, Liam took notice.
''Cameron? Are you ok?'' he asked his big brown eyes sparkling''me and the boys were just joking.'' I completely zoned out the moment he looked at me. Before I knew it he was thumping the boys for making me sad, which made me laugh hysterically. My laugh is not as pretty as other girls, no my laugh sounds like a retarded seal. As I sat in my spot still laughing like a retard something stopped me. A girl about my age was smiling at me from across the yard, she shyly waved at me. There is something about this girl, I just have to find out what that thing is.
Jordan's POV
Great just great, these boys are all I've heard about for years now were roomies. I kicked a hanger across the yard to get my aggressions out. All of a sudden curly top ran past me, wearing nothing but a bath towel around his waist. This was strangely amusing until he lost his towel.... ''my eyes! My eyes! They burn!!'' I screamed every, time I closed my eyes the image flashed in my head.
Mop top ran over when he heard the distress call,''what!? Are you hurt!? Speak to me love!'' he yelled. I immediately kicked him in the balls and ran off, ''why are you all insane!?'' I yelled.
Harry's POV
These American girls are crazy! People need to accept my naked ways... Who wouldn't love a slice of styles? John, Terry and the girls are all moved in which is fine but, I will not be allowing a shot in my nuts ever again! ''boobear!?'' I called from the living room. Louis came running down the hall full speed and landed in my lap. ''ello pal.'' he giggled, ''what do ya need?'' I smiled and ran my fingers through his hair ''what do you think about our room-'' my question was cut off ,when a woman joined us in the living room.
She was doubled over in a very awkward position, and her bum was facing us. Then she left,i didn't understand why she did that till I saw Louis gagging. The smell traveled to my nose then I too was choking on the fumes. ''as I was saying.. what do you think of our roomies?'' I asked tearing up from the gas. ''well I don't particularly like that side of Terry.'' Louis grinned still gasping for air. Cameron slumped down the stairs but stopped when she saw Lou gagging. ''mom farted didn't she?'' she asked trying not to laugh. ''yes, yes she did now you get to enjoy it.'' I ran over to the stairs and flung her over my shoulder, Lou confirmed that the fart was still there so we held her down.
''you'll never break me I'm used to them!'' she squealed, ''ok but you aren't used to Niall's. Niall come here please!'' Lou called. Minutes later Niall appeared and was full on blowing up the place. ''i surrender!'' cameron yelled. ''not so fast you have to call me extraordinHARRY!'' I scowled ''fine you're extraordinHARRY!'' I released her and she ran off.
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Sorry its late I'm tired but I will write more tomorrow possibly.
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