RUDEST PERSON

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fairly present - during confess

bobbi
samuel johnson you better get your ass downstairs now

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i stg stop ignoring me

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you're making my gang think you dislike them

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where the hell is kev

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tell kev to also get his ass down here

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imma send up sweat pea or someone else who can be intimidating

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ah imma send up dad

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i'll force dad to come get you

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AND MOM

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geez louise

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you suck

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like seriously stop

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you do know i can see you reading these right?

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you're actually the rudest person i've ever met and i know cheryl blossom

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omg she's looking at me as if she knows

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i take that back

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okay now you're not even looking at them

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okay now they're not even delivering

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i hate your guts

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go rot in hell

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