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Tyler pulled up his pants swiftly and gave his taco bell eyes to Josh.

Josh responded to Tyler's eyes by pulling a piano out of his pocket and playing the G Note.

Tyler's socks flew off out of surprise and went out the window.

"JossH! MY skcocks!!!"

Josh stared blankly at Tyler, and began to play Northern Downpour on his tuba.

Tyler peeled like a banana and sprouted a nozzle from his forehead.

Josh, curious, turned on the nozzle.

Holy water came out and turned into a roll of duct tape.

"hEe", said Tyler.

Josh stared again, this time at the nozzle. He stared at it as if it knew why.

"Tell me why", Josh demanded.

Tyler pooped out a loaf of bread.

Josh began to cry.

"TELL ME WHY!!!!?!", Josh screamed.

The nozzle smirked and sucked itself back into Tyler.

Tyler gasped and his left leg caught on fire.

The fire told Josh why.

Josh spontaneously combusted.

Tyler as now mad. How was he going to get there now?

He called the bird and it became a baby and implanted itself inside Tyler.

Josh's ghost came out of Tyler's butt and told him why.

Tyler smiled. Finally, he could eat his soup in peace.