falsettos bullshit ass texting shit

you're gonna be stuck in a bitch ass full of snow

7:01PM

mendel: hey, we might be late getting over there, the snow is picking up.

trina: we'll likely be there in an hour

whizzer: be careful
whizzer: or you're gonna be stuck in a bitch ass full of snow

marvin: what?

whizzer: that sounded better in my head

jason: honestly tho
jason: how could that possibly sound better

whizzer: you think i know things?

jason: no

whizzer: fair enough.