The Unmatched

«Eighty-nine»

DM:
Emily and Chris

Emily:
S-H-E D-I-D-N-T L-O-V-E Y-O-U A-N-Y-M-O-R-E

Chris:
She was given the chance to be with some hunky hero and took it

Emily:
Clearly you can't fucking read

Chris:
You know I can just take a screen grab and post this all over the internet

Emily:
Go ahead

Emily:
Take a look at the photo...

Chris:
How the fuck did you do that?

Emily:
That's the new #ProtectTheCelebs app working, your on my list of people not allowed to take screenshots of our conversations

Chris:
Why wasn't I give this app?

Emily:
Because, like your tweet said, you weren't hit by the hacker... which is really weird tbh

Emily:
Ya know, because it was the guy that supposedly stole you girlfriend from you's ex-wife's boy toy that hacked us all

Emily:
Pretty suspicious

Chris:
Go to hell

Emily:
See you there!