gaygranger: It's almost Christmas!
legend.skinny.ginny: WOO 'tis the fucking season
420blaiseit: WOO jingle my bells
legend.skinny.ginny: blaise honey, nO
halfblood.hottie: GUYS WE ARE SO FUCKING DEAD
lunatuna: omg what's wrong?
pansexualpansy: ?!
halfblood.hottie: SOMEONE TOLD MCGONAGALL AND SNAPE ABOUT THE GROUP CHAT WE ARE ALL FUCKED AND SO IS THE GROUP CHAT
deanthebean: well i was just literally fucked so
thehotterpotter: congrats dean but SHIT WHAT DO WE DO
gaygranger: Farewell, my friends. We're still going to see each other in real life, I hope you know that.
lit_lavender: i bet it was that blonde lesbian in slytherin house
pansexualpansy: no it's not draco it was probably that son of a snitch cho chang-
legend.skinny.ginny: ...
halfblood.hottie: you guys! snape gave ron detention and took away his phone!
legend.skinny.ginny: i guess this is it guys
thehotterpotter: it was an honor brethren
gaygranger: You guys are acting like you're never going to see each other again.
thehotterpotter: I refuse to have any social interactions with anyone outside of the cyber world
pansexualpansy: same
deanthebean: same
halfblood.hottie: same
gaygranger: Sigh.
famous.seamus: GUYS DEAN GOT HIS PHONE TAKEN AWAY
thehotterpotter: any of us could be next
legend.skinny.ginny: you guys are acting like its a horror movie
thehotterpotter: it is snape is coming over to the common room RIGHT NOW sksksjdkdjlkj
legend.skinny.ginny: welp ill see yall in detention
deanthebean, famous.seamus, wheezingweasley, legend.skinny.ginny, and lit_lavender have been banned from the server
halfblood.hottie: FUCK IM THE LAST GRYFFINDOR STANDING
thehotterpotter: r.i.p
gaygranger: Harry, you're not the last Gryffindor standing. Give up your phone. Now.
halfblood.hottie: cmon mione can u be like u were in 5th year plez
gaygranger has been banned from the server
pansexualpansy and 420blaiseit have been banned from the server
thehotterpotter: scared potter?
halfblood.hottie: you wish
thehotterpotter has been banned from the server
halfblood.hottie: it does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live
halfblood.hottie has left the chat
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FanfictieHogwarts's most cursed (pun intended) group chat. Well, the only group chat. If Hogwarts had a groupchat ft. drarry, deamus, linny, and pansmione
