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Draco's Phone

The Mudblood has created a new chat with you.

Draco: what do u want Hermione

The Mudblood: What name am I in your phone?

Draco: what did Harry tell u

The Mudblood: You still have me as "The Mudblood" don't you? You're shagging my best friend, too!

Draco: im not fuckin Ron

The Mudblood: Yeah, you're doing Harry.

Draco: what do u want

The Mudblood: What's Pansy's number?

Draco: y

The Mudblood: Draco. Shut up, give me the damn number.

Draco: she gay u know

The Mudblood: Why would I want to know?

Draco: denial is my favorite stage

The Mudblood: What the hell are you talking about?

Draco: GAY

The Mudblood: Not me...

Draco: people do not assume ur straight

Draco: they see the cool hair

Draco: and their queer-dar goes beep beep

The Mudblood: Are you on that muggle app? Tik-Tok?

Draco: so what if i am

The Mudblood: Please, correct your damn grammar.

Draco: no

The Mudblood: Also, change my name on your phone.

Draco: fine

Draco changed The Mudblood to "Closet Case"

Closet Case: Did you change it?

Draco: ye

Closet Case: What is it now?

Draco: Mione

Closet Case: Bullshit

Draco: no really

Closet Case: Fine, but I'm gonna check it later.

Draco: *going to

Draco: In your own words, correct your damn grammar.

Closet Case: Give me the fucking number.

Draco: here it is i sent it to you

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