Draco's Phone
The Mudblood has created a new chat with you.
Draco: what do u want Hermione
The Mudblood: What name am I in your phone?
Draco: what did Harry tell u
The Mudblood: You still have me as "The Mudblood" don't you? You're shagging my best friend, too!
Draco: im not fuckin Ron
The Mudblood: Yeah, you're doing Harry.
Draco: what do u want
The Mudblood: What's Pansy's number?
Draco: y
The Mudblood: Draco. Shut up, give me the damn number.
Draco: she gay u know
The Mudblood: Why would I want to know?
Draco: denial is my favorite stage
The Mudblood: What the hell are you talking about?
Draco: GAY
The Mudblood: Not me...
Draco: people do not assume ur straight
Draco: they see the cool hair
Draco: and their queer-dar goes beep beep
The Mudblood: Are you on that muggle app? Tik-Tok?
Draco: so what if i am
The Mudblood: Please, correct your damn grammar.
Draco: no
The Mudblood: Also, change my name on your phone.
Draco: fine
Draco changed The Mudblood to "Closet Case"
Closet Case: Did you change it?
Draco: ye
Closet Case: What is it now?
Draco: Mione
Closet Case: Bullshit
Draco: no really
Closet Case: Fine, but I'm gonna check it later.
Draco: *going to
Draco: In your own words, correct your damn grammar.
Closet Case: Give me the fucking number.
Draco: here it is i sent it to you