I Lied I'm Dying Inside

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Pansy's Phone

(Unknown Number) made a chat with you.

Pansy: who tf r u

(Unknown Number): It's Hermione.

Pansy: o

Pansy: 1 sec

Pansy changed (Unknown Number) to "A Snacc"

A Snacc: What happened?

Pansy: o nothin

A Snacc: I love your new haircut!

Pansy: r u tryna ask me out

A Snacc: Why would I ask you out?

Pansy: GAY

A Snacc: You are just like Draco sometimes.

Pansy: 1st of all...

Pansy: i am not a blond lesbian

Pansy: i am a pan pansy

Pansy: 2nd of all...

Pansy: DID HE GIVE U MY FUCKING NUMBER

A Snacc: I asked for it.

Pansy: look i love a good closet case

Pansy: but everyone knows ur gay

A Snacc: I'm not gay.

Pansy: then y the fuck did u date the weasel

A Snacc: Okay, good point.

A Snacc: Regardless, he's a guy. I like loads of guys.

Pansy: bitch who

A Snacc left the chat.

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