Harry's Phone
The Golden Boi (Harry) made a new group chat.
The Golden Boi added Booty Call (Draco) to the chat.
The Golden Boi added Insane Bitch (Lavender) to the chat.
The Golden Boi added Crazy Bitch (Luna) to the chat.
The Golden Boi added Forever Alone (Ron) to the chat.
The Golden Boi added Forever Alone's Lonely Sister (Ginny) to the chat.
The Golden Boi: its ya boi harry
Booty Call: hey
The Golden Boi: hi draco
Insane Bitch: won-won?
Forever Alone: FUCK NO
Crazy Bitch: i need nargles
Forever Alone: sis i need help
Forever Alone's Lonely Sister: what
Forever Alone: im single
Forever Alone's Lonely Sister: so am i
Forever Alone: i thought u were dating luna
Crazy Bitch: nope
Insane Bitch: i love my lu-lu
Crazy Bitch: were fucking perfect together
Insane Bitch: i love u so so much
Crazy Bitch: lets address the fact that Mione is gay
The Golden Boi: thats what i made this chat for
Forever Alone: talking about how my ex is a homo
Booty Call: Harry is that bitch of course he made a chat about THE GAY
Crazy Bitch: she denies it
Insane Bitch: i know she's gay
The Golden Boi: I KNOW ALL ABOUT GAY
Booty Call: also she asked for pansys number
Booty Call: and i bet pansy likes her too
Forever Alone: she said she not gay
Forever Alone's Lonely Sister: she is bro and she dated you
Forever Alone: stfu
The Golden Boi removed Forever Alone from the chat.
The Golden Boi: now we can talk about the reality
