Hermione's POV before the first chapter (WE NOT ON A PHONE ANYMORE BEEEECH)
"Ugh, not again," I say with a sigh. Ron texted me.
The Fucker Who Cheated On Me For Parvati: Babe please i want u back i swear
I won't respond for a few days, I'm still a bit shaken up. I hate him. I hate myself. He's the worst son of a bitch on this planet. So why do I want him back? I text him.
Hermione: Don't talk to me.
Ugh, am I doing the right thing?
~~~ Two days later ~~~
I woke up, my head pounding. I check my phone. Oh, shit. I was wasted last night. FUCK. Ron texted me.
The Fucker Who Cheated On Me For Parvati: im so happy that you love me i swear i wont do this again
Fuck, fuck, fuck, what did I say last night?
Hermione: babe i m so sorry i want u back so bad please fuuuuuck
How did he not notice that I was wasted, it's obvious. I finally look at my surroundings, I'm not in my dormitory. I'm in a Slytherin dorm, and, from the looks of it, in Pansy's bed.
"Hey sleepy-head," I hear a sweet voice say to me. It's Pansy... fuckin' hell.