somehow it slipped to my mom that i was reading fanfiction and we were talking about it and i was like "and a lot of the times it has smut" and shes like "thats all it takes, isnt it." and then i walked out of the kitchen and yelled across the house "AND SOMETIMES IT HAS AN.AL" and she laughed but then hit me with a pillow coz my little brother was in the room
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~*Ashton*~
I rushed through the halls to find the place I was supposed to meet Luke. School had ended just five minutes ago and the halls were packed. I rushed out the doors and down the stairs, seeing the tall blond leaned against a tree.
"Ready?" I asked, earning a nod from him. I lead the way to my small car and took the keys out to unlock it.
After the awkward ten minute drive, we finally arrived at my house. I mentally cheered, not seeing my mum's car in the driveway.
"Welcome to my zoo." I held my hands out towards the house.
"Zoo?" He questioned, taking his eyes off my house to look at me.
"Yeah, usually people say 'welcome to my crib' but I like to think of my family as a zoo. My mom's a tiger, my brother is like a sloth, and my sister is like a bear who hibernates all the time instead of just winter."
"What about your dad?"
I sighed at his question. "He's as good as a dead flea." I shook my head and changed the subject, "Let's go inside, yeah?" Then got out the car. I searched through the fake plant and dug out the spare key, then unlocked the door. "If anyone asks, you don't know that's there."
"Okay." He said and followed me into the house. I threw my backpack onto the couch and made my way into the kitchen shoving my face into the fridge.
"Do you want anything to eat or drink?" I yelled, not knowing if he was in the kitchen or still in the living room.
"No, I'm fine."
"Okay." I grabbed a box of cereal and walked into the living room, jumping on the couch.
"Wait, what chemical are we doing again?" I asked, searching for the big ass packet that we had to fill out.
"Vanillin I think."
"I'll search some stuff up on my phone and-"
"HIT IT FERGIE, ALL THE TIME I TURN AROU-" I instantly stopped talking and hit the answer button on my phone, turning a deep red because of my ringtone.
"Hello?"
"Ashton? Where the hell are you? We have been waiting for you outside the ice cream shop for half an hour!" Troye's spoke loudly.
"Oh sorry, I can't make it today. I'm at my house-"
"Okay, we're coming over."
"No! Troye, don't." I yelled but he had already hung up.
"He's so fu.cking stupid. Are you okay with Troye and Calum coming over?" I asked, stressfully rubbing my temple.
"Oh, if you want I could leave." He began to gather his books.
"No! Uh, it would be fun to hang out with you!"
"Troye, ring the doorbell he could be masturbating again!" I heard Calum yell on the other side of the door. I turned red in embarrassment and hid my face in my lap, hoping Luke didn't hear.
"It's nothing we haven't seen before!" I raised my head from my lap as the front door was flung open, showing three boys with six cups of ice cream in their hands.
"Well, he's not masturbating." Calum mumbled.
"No shit!" Troye yelled and slapped the back of his head.
"That was one time." I groaned and dramatically fell off the couch, landing on my stomach.
"Hey, Luke! I didn't know you and Ashton were friends. He talks about yo-" I jumped off the floor and launched at the kiwi boy. "-OW, ASHTON GET OFF!"
"I will not hesitate to cut your balls off if you say another word about my obsession with Luke." I angrily whispered in his ear. I then jumped off of him, and stood up. "So, I see you brought a friend?" I said cheerfully.
"Yeah, this is Tyler. He's in chemistry with us, and he's my partner for our project." Troye said. By now, we had all made our way to sit in the living room.
"We brought you two ice creams because you usually switch which kind you want, but now it makes the perfect number since Luke's here." Calum exclaimed and set the cups on the coffee table in front of them
"Luke, what flavor do you want?" I asked, holding up the two cups.
He hummed and looked at the options. "Can I have vanilla?" I nodded and handed him the cup and a spoon, then opened the lid to mine and took a bit out of it.
"Ashton, honey, I got you the things you wanted! They didn't have a pink one so I just got you the- oh you have guests." All of our heads turned to face the doorway where my mum and siblings were standing. I jumped up and grabbed the bag out of her hand and ran up to my room, throwing it in one of my drawers and running back downstairs. I jumped back in the place I was previously sitting and began eating my ice cream again.
"Who are these people?" Harry asked, running over to where we were sitting and poking at Tyler and Luke's face.
"Harry, don't do that." I scolded and slapped his hand away. He raised his hand and slapped my shoulder. "We're going upstairs." I mumbled and motioned for everyone to follow me. I walked into my room and fell on my bed.
There was a loud ding followed by Calum frantically saying "Oh, no, no, no. I, um, have to go help my mom unload the groceries? Yeah. See you tomorrow." And rush out the room.
"He didn't close the door." Troye groaned and reached his hand out, desperately swatting at the air.
"I'll get it." Tyler jumped up and closed it.
"Ashton, if you want your friends can stay over for dinner." I heard a yell from downstairs.
"Do you guys want to stay for dinner?" I asked, mainly towards Tyler and Luke. I had already known Troye would say yes.
"We could have a gay sleepover and talk about how hot Harry Styles is!" Troye exclaimed. I got off my bed and grabbed a pillow, then walking over towards Troye and hitting him with it. "Oh, sorry, Luke. If you don't mind me asking, what are you?"
"I'm bi..." He looked down and fiddled with his fingers.
"Well, I wonder where Calum went." I laughed nervously, trying to change the subject.
"Probably somewhere with Michael. He's been hanging out with him a lot." Troye answered.
"That's adorable." Tyler gushed.
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Everyone had ended up eating dinner with me. Tyler and Troye had ended up leaving a little bit later, leaving me and Luke to finish two pages of our packet before he, too, left.
The next day, Michael and Tyler ended up eating lunch with us. Luke had still sat at his usual table which made me a little sad, but then I remembered that he had other friends and I shrugged it off. I had already seen him once today, that should be enough.
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I barely edited this so its short and sucks (this took me all day to make, but it took me so long because i was jamming out and eating and reading and setting my sister on fire and basically just procrastinating)
*whispers* hey guys, its 3 am and im still... laying on my laptop *starts fake crying*
haha kidding its half past 4
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