behind closed doors⚣lashton [discontinued]

Chapter 4

the wifi isnt working so i had to write this on a word document holla

im going to start doing it in 3rd person because its easier and why the hell not

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"No, those lyrics suck, Calum. Just do, 'and when the phone call finally ends, you say 'I'll call you tomorrow at ten'' and then the chorus again." Troye argued.

"Or what about before the chorus it goes 'and I'm stuck in the friendzone,' right here to match the previous verse." Luke suggested.

The three boys were all laying on the floor in the practice room with a million pieces of paper scattered around them.

"What if we did 'and I'm stuck in the friendzone again and again,' so it holds out as long as the other verse." Calum said, scribbling down on the sheet of notebook paper.

They had been working on their song for the past week, and they had been quite successful seeing as they only had to write a couple more lines.

Luke and Calum had been lucky to have Troye in their group. He seemed to have a way with words and lyrics, helping them immensely with their current project.

When lunchtime came around, the same five boys sat at the table. They were all excited to have Michael (who came out of his shell and socialized) and Tyler join their little 'clique', as they call it, even if sometimes Ashton would fifth wheel. Sometimes Luke would come over and talk to Ashton and the rest of them for as much as five minutes, but then leave and return to his usual table.

All of them had become friends with Luke. Maybe not best friends yet, but definately friends.

"I'm just saying, if buttcrack were horizontal, then I'm pretty sure your anus would be in the same place!" Troye said, frustrated.

They had somehow came upon the topic, and had an argument on whether the butthole would be in the same place or not.

"No, Troye! It wouldn't because if you turn it horizontally, then it would probably move over or something!" The kiwi boy argued.

"That makes no sense, Calum." Tyler disagreed, shaking his head. "I'm pretty sure it would be in the same place because the butthole is, like, in the middle. You know?"

"Shut up, you're just agreeing with your boyfriend." Calum whined. Troye and Tyler hadn't started dating- even if everyone totally shipped Troyler- but they acted like it sometimes.

"No, I'm being logical." He shot back, pointing his hand in Calum's direction.

"I think it would be in the same place." They all turned their heads to the front of the lunch table to see Luke slouching over it.

"That's what we're trying to say, but Michael, Calum, and Ashton disagree!" Troye exclaimed, throwing his hands in the air desperately.

"Because it would fu.ck up the body if it was horizontal. Why do we have buttcracks, anyways? They're just a dent in the ass. Like, they don't have any purpose!" Ashton shouted. They were all desperate to find an answer to their question.

"Maybe if it wasn't there the blood stream would be all jacked up and we would die." Luke said, taking a seat across from the slightly curly haired boy.

"No it wouldn't because-" Calum stopped talking when he heard an extremely high-pitched scream. "What the hell, Tyler?"

"I JUST GOT LADY GAGA TICKETS!" He got up and started dancing. "Oh my god, Troye you have to come with me!"

"Really!" Troye screamed. "How many did you get?"

"Two. One for me and one for you!" Tyler sang. Troye jumped off of the seat and onto Tyler's back. The other four boys just sat and watched the show in amusement.

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this is really short sorry sorry sorry but i didnt know what to write and its been too long without an update

HAHA THIS STORY IS ONLY GOING TO BE ABOUT 15 CHAPTERS LONG (give or take a few) BUT I ALREADY PLANNED THE ENDING

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