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(Camp Camp) Max x Reader

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"Can you believe it, kids!!! Today's the day!!!" David exclaimed jumping in the air.

"The day where you finally die?" You ask.

"No."

"Chrissmaaaassss!!!!" Nikki cheered

"What? No- Nikki, it's parent's day."

"We put up flyers and everything this time," Gwen comments gesturing at the mess hall which was covered in flyers.

"Oh, why did I think it was Christmas?" Nikki questioned

"So wait, our parents are showing up here? Today?!" Neil asked looking around nervously. You mentally scoff, like he had anything to be afraid of. At least his dad didn't take pleasure in seeing his daughter cower at the mere sight of him.

"You betcha! We'll get to show off everything you've learned this summer and even do some fun activities together as a family! How fun is that?!" David explained cheerfully.

"It really depends on which of my parents show up," Neil explained

"Welp! I guess I'm going to go die in a corner!" You say starting to walk off. Gwen grabbed the hood of your hoodie making you panic for a second before gaining compositor.

"Oh no, you don't." She hissed

"You losers enjoy your family bonding time cause there's no way my folks are coming. I guess I just get to relax. Maybe I'll order a pizza." Max said taking out David's phone. Then Mr. Campbell (my cousin's last name is Campbell...) appeared between Gwen and David.

"Did someone say Christmas?!" He asked taking off a Russian hat.

"Santa!!!" Space Kid yelled

"Mr. Campbell you're back!" David cheered, his eyes sparkling. You just rolled your eyes, parents day was stupid. It's not like your dad was going to come.

"Back?! Why I've been here the whole time Davey!" He laughed nervously

"But you were in Russa," Gwen said

"The. Whole. Time."

"Well, that's perfect! Because you're just in time for parents day!" David explained.

"In time for what now?!"

"Parents day! We'll get to show off everything you-" Mr. Campbell cut David off by lifting him up by the scarf.

"But there can't BE a parents day! Because if there's a parents day, then all the parents will find out that they didn't send their kid to whatever stupid camp they thought they sent their kid to!" He yelled shaking David around.

"Oh."

"Davey for the sake of Camp Campbell... you've got to cancel parents day! This. Instant!" Just then the bus honked and pulled up. The door opened to reveal the Quartermaster.

"Parents are here." He said pointing into the bus.

"Fuck." Cursed Mr. Campbell.

(Cue the Camp Camp theme song.)

You looked around the room and saw Nikki tugging on her mom's arm, Nerf's mom being escorted by a cop, Harrison's parents freaking out, Neris's dad playing with her while her mom stood off to the side, and Neil's dad bugging him. Max was sitting next to you on a bench. "Who's bright idea was it to put together a parents day anyway?" Mr. Campbell asked.

"Who do you think?" Gwen asked pointing at David who was smiling like he won the lottery.

"Well, everything seems to be going well so far, don't you think?" He asked. You looked around the room and saw Nikki's mom flirting with Neil's dad.