Relationship Advice (Fandomcross over/ SpockxReader)

Supernatural

Supernatural:

Kirk: You the Winchester brothers and Castiel?

Sam: Yes. Hi.

Dean: Hey.

Castiel: I'm confused as to why I'm here.

Kirk: Ah, hi. This is my friend Spock.

Spock: Hello.

Kirk: So he's got this girlfriend, (y/n), and lately he hasn't been sure how to be romantic with her. Any tips for him?"

Sam: Ah.. Well just tell her you love her and make her feel pretty.

Dean: I dunno. Call her baby and um.. hold her when she's falling asleep.

Castiel: I have not had many romantic relationship so I won't be of much help.

Dean: Come on Cas, just say the first romantic thing that pops into your head.

Castiel: Okay. Don't let her burn on the ceiling of your child's bedroom.

Sam and Dean:.... *Staring intently

Sam and Dean: *Shake heads

Dean: You little....

Sam: That's horrible advice.

Spock: I will keep that in mind.

Sam: Wait! If we're giving bad advice, don't let her die after your first date!

Kirk: What?

Dean: Oh yeah, and make sure she's not a monster so you don't have to kill her.

Sam: *Punches Dean in the shoulder and Dean falls over.

Dean: Dude! What the hell?

Kirk: Um.. Thanks! That's it!

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When you walk into the science bay, your boyfriend dumps salty water all over you. "Spock! What was that for?" You glare at him. "Good, you are purely human." Spock said, sounding relieved."Of course I am! What did you think I was? A demon?" You ask, confused.

Later you were pulled away from the ceiling by Spock grabbing your waist when you were hanging up a poster. "Spock!" You growl, trying to squirm out of his grasp. "I have to keep you away from ceilings, especially our child's, uh..baby." He murmurs. "What? We don't even have a kid!" You grumble. He was such a sexy weirdo.

When you were in bed with Spock, slowly falling asleep, Spock wrapped his arm around you and held you close. You wonder if he was trying to make up for being a weirdo eariler. "You are beautiful." He whispers as you fall asleep.

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