Relationship Advice (Fandomcross over/ SpockxReader)

Sherlock part one

Kirk: Hi, I'm Captain Kirk and this is my friend, Spock.

Spock: Yes, hello. I am requiring assistance as how to make my lover happy and was wondering if you would comply me.

John: Okay... your lover.. Are they... Um.. what gender are they?

Spock: My lover is woman by the name of (y/n).

Kirk: Sorry, he's not from around here.

John: Okay...? Well, you could...

*Sherlock epicly enters*

Kirk: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! *Lunges at Sherlock but Spock holds him back*

John: What? Who?

Spock: Captain, this is not the war criminal. His hair is not illogical enough.

Kirk: Fine. But I'm keeping my eye on you.

Sherlock: *Rolls his eyes* Let me see something of her's.

Spock: Why?

Sherlock: I can't give you advice inless you give me something to deduce her with.

*Spock hands Sherlock a picture of you

Sherlock: She likes dancing. Take her dancing.

John: Do it.

Molly: Take her somewhere nice though. Not like a bar.

Kirk: But bars are fun!

Mycroft: Take her somewhere you can get cake. Cake makes everything brilliant.

Lestarde: Why do people keep asking me these questions? Not my division hob goblin.

Bones/McCoy: I like you.

Kirk: When did Bones get here?

Molly: Don't listen to him. He's just grumpy because Anderson is stupid.

Anderson: Hey....

Sherlock: Shut up.

Moriarty: Kill yourself for her and then come back when she's almost moved on!

Everyone but Spock and Sherlock: NOOOOOOOOOO!

Sherlock: Worked for me.

Mary: I know right?

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