Ask or Dare Multiple Musicals!

CAMPE_DIEM166/Third wheel Jared.

I dare Connor to kiss Michael and for Evan to kiss Jeremy. Idk I want DRAMA!! CALL ME FUCKING PRESTON GOODPLAY CUZ I SHIP ALL THEM BASTARDS!!! Woot

Preston: WAS I CALLED!?

Amber: NO YOU'RE IN THE WRONG ASK OR DARE BOOK! GO BACK TO CAMP CAMP!

Preston: OKAY!

Michael: Kiss him? Oh no thanks.

Jeremy: I'm out.

Evan: U-Uhm...I don't think I should...

Connor: Yeah, no. I'm not the kissing type.

Jared: Oh that's a big lie!

Connor: Shut the fuck up Jared, you don't know me.

Jared: I've seen you kiss your small anxious boyfriend plenty of times.

Connor: Why is that? Oh right! It's because you're a stalker and a third wheel.

Jared: I must live up to my name as the third wheeler,

Zoe: For once I agree with Connor, your a huge ass third wheel.

Alana: Preach.

Jenna: Ooh! Tell me all the juicy stuff.

Dustin: Yes, I am intruiged. 

Jason(J.D.): I guess I could go for some talking shit about people infront of thier faces.

H. Chandler: I'm always up for that~

H. Duke: Me too-

H. Chandler: Shut up, Heahter!

H. Duke: Sorry Heather..

H. Mcnamara: Heh.

H. Duke: Shut up Heather!

H. Mcnamara: Sorry Heather..

Connor: ........Well! On every single on of our dates- and even our hang outs. Jared just....

Connor, Zoe, Alana: Appears.

Evan: He does?

Connor: y u p.

Michael: Oh you wanna talk third wheel? Let me illustrate a picture for you.

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Michael: Candlelight and moonlight all around us. I look into your eyes, you hold my hand underneath the table. And I can't disguise the way I feel. I could've wish a thousand wishes! For that night I can't believe, that it was finally me and you and you and me, just us....and your friend Christine!

Jeremy: Christine?

Christine: WHAT!?

Michael: Do do do do do do do Christine! Do do do do do do do LEAVE! What's the deal with your friend Christine?

Christine: Meanie!

Michael: Oh, hey, how it's going?...

Connor: Oh yeah? Well here's this story.

Connor: You took me out for waffles and to the movies. I was hoping for romance. You even took me to the Mexican circus. I thought there was a chance, we'd be alone. I could've wish a thousand wishes, for Jared to disappear. What the fuck's your fucking problem!? WHY'S HE ALWAYS HERE!?

Jared: Rude.

Connor: Do do do do do do do Jared! Do do do do do do do- GO AWAY! What's the deal with your friend Jared?

Jared: -._-.

Connor: Oh, hey, please fuck off.

Zoe: It's not that we don't like Jared! 

Alana: But how many hours with him can we spend?

Michael: And it's not that I don't think Christine's great. But it's only you, only you I wanna fellate. 

Connor: Are you gay for Jared? I think you may be. 

Evan: What? No!- 

Connor: And that might cause a deadly fight. But let a bitch know just what your steez is. So I know if I have to kill tonight.

Alana: I could've wish a thousand wishes.

Zoe: 'Cause I like to be with you.

Michael: But if it's always me and you and your friend Christine!

(Zoe, Alana, Connor,) Michael: There's nothing we can.....Do do do do do do do Christine(Jared)!
Do do do do do do do.

Christine: -._-.

Jared: -._-.

Michael: Christine!

Alana, Zoe, Connor: Jared!

Original Song: Me And You And Your Friend Steve - Garfunkel and Oates

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Jared: You guys are so immature.

Christine: You're over exaggerating!

Dustin: I mean, no one's more of a third wheel than Michael.

Michael: What?!

Jason(J.D.): Michael is not a third wheel.

Dustin: Oh are you joking? "Oh, hey Dustin! Can't go out tonight! Going to Seven Eleven with my bro Mikey!"

Jason(J.D.): I do NOT sound like that!

Dustin: "Hey, Dustin! By the way! Can Michael tag along?!"

Jason(J.D.): -._-.

Seth: I mean....that impression was on point.

Trey: I know right?

Jaden: Which one is the real Jason?

Jason(J.D.): I fucking hate all of you.