I dare Christine to do an impression of everyone. Including the squip.
Squip: Shit-
Christine: OHMYGAWD! I CAN DO SQUIP! Hi, I'm an evil tic tac and I will zap you if you don't do anything right. And I will mess up and ruing your life... fun right!?.........Squip is the reason I hate Hillary Clinton...
Squip: Rude.
Christine: Jerk- I can also do Jeremy!
Jeremy: Oh no don't please-
Christine: Hey I'm an awkward kid with social anxiety! And I got this Squip so Christine will like me hehe!
Jeremy: I do not giggle.
Michael: Yes you do.
Christine: But wait! I actually like Michael! So that whole Squip Apocalypse thing was for NO REASON!
Jeremy: I GET IT! I MESSED UP!
Christine: YES YOU DIIID!- Oh and I can do Michael!
Michael: Dammit.
Christine: WASS-UH DOO!
Michael: I DO NOT say What's Up Dude like that.
Christine: shutupimacting. 420 WATCHA SMOKIN' SEVEN ELEVEN FOR DAAAAYYZZZ! EMBRACE THE GAAAAY!
Michael: I hate the way you represent me.
Christine: You love it. I can also do Jake.
Jake:...
Christine:....? Aren't you gonna complain?
Jake: No. I actually really wanna see this.
Christine: Oh. Wass-uh Doo, it's ya boi Jakey-DEEE! I held the record of sex. I sexed up all the girls man~ Not the lesbians tho because their standards aren't THAT low. And also, if you get near Rich I will single handedly rip your head off. LET'S PARTY!
Jake:...I regret not complaining.
Rich: That was too true- SHIT I TALKED!
Christine: Rich's turn! HEY GUYS I'M TOTALLY BI NOW!.....
Rich: Is that all?
Christine: Wait...I'M ALSO SUPER SHORT!
Rich: FUCK YOU!
Christine: And I'm dating one of the tallest guy in the squad! But he can go fuck himself.
Rich: I AM NOT THAT MUCH OF AN ASSHOLE!
Chloe: You sure about that? Shortie.
Rich: Valentine. You'll be dead before February 14th ever comes.
Chloe: Mmhhmmm.
Christine: OH! And Chloe! Hey Boys~ Can I be your Valentine?- Oh! Wait. Nevermind, I'm into girls now.
Chloe: Hey! I'm not just into girls.
Christine: Also to every guy I've ever dated! I've only dated you to get Jake jealous. Madeline can go die in a hole.
Brooke: Oof. That's true.
Christine: And now Brooke!
Brooke:...dang it.
Christine: Hi! I'm Brooke Lohst and I'm really not as bitchy as my friends. I only act that way because I don't wanna be hurt. I'm really nice actually!
Brooke:....wow...Thank you, Christine.
Christine: 😄👍
Christine: Now let's see...Jen-Jen!
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HumorAsk or dare them shit. It's literally in the title.