Stoned & Crazy: A Bruno Mars Fan-Fiction.

Stoned & Crazy (Bonus): Bruno's Ice Pool Challenge

I'm so sorry for the lack of updating lately. But school started back and it's just so stressing lol.

So I hope you enjoy this little short part. Of course shout out to BrunoMarsFan85.

And if you haven't seen Phredley's ice bucket challenge please do. It's so cold yet so hot. ♥

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(Bruno's P.O.V.)

"DUDE!" Ryan runs into my room.  I pull the covers over my head. "Get up!" Ryan pounces on my bed. "Get out, it's to early for human interaction."  I groan. "It's 2 in the afternoon." He says. "And your point is?" "You gotta get up, you've been summoned." "You mean like for Jury duty?!" I jump out of bed and run to the closet. "If I miss one more court date I'm gonna end up in jail!" I panic. "No dude, for the ALS Ice bucket challenge!" I stop. "What the fuck is an ALS?" I take off my pants, get back in bed and pull the covers over my head. Ryan pulls them off. "It stands for amyotrophic lateral sclerosis." "Define amyotrophic...." "There's not time for this." Ryan rolls his eyes. "Basically it's helping toward a cause. You pour a bucket of cold ice water over your head and donate $10. Or you donated $100 and be a chicken shit." "Why would I pour ice water on my head?" "Because Phredley called you out." "And?" "You have 24 hours to do it. If you don't. Well you're a chicken shit, and you're selfish for not helping the cause." "Um, excuse me, but I don't see you pouring freezing water over your head." "That's because...I...I already did it." Ryan stutters. "No you didn't!" "Yeah I did and it was so easy." "Well...if you did it. I'm gonna do it! And I'm gonna do it better!" "How?"" I get up out of bed. "You'll see." I smirk.

(Hours later)

"That's it...back it up, back it up, back it up. Right there, annnd....STOP! Okay dump it!" "What the fuck is all this?" Ryan comes out of the house. "It's a dump truck full of ice and I'm dumping it in the pool" "First of all....how did you get a dump truck full of ice?" "Well Ari's brother knows a guy." Ryan stares at the truck tilting and dumping the ice into the pool. "Couldn't you get hypothermia or something?" "It's okay I'm gonna wear a jacket." Ryan rolls his eyes. "And I invited all the guys over. Phil is gonna jump with me!" "Not into a pool of freezing death!" "Whatever Ryan, you're such a hater. Don't kill my vibe man." "Whatever, I need a smoke." Ryan walks in to the house as Phil comes out. "What the hell?" Phil stares at the truck dumping ice into the pool. "Don't tell me we're jumping into that." Phil stares at the pool. "Wow, a pool full of ice? You're crazy man!" Dwayne walks out.  "Couldn't you die from jumping into that." John says as he walks out. "I brought the camera like you----holy shit." Eric says.  "Bruno...what the fuck is this man?" Kam says. "Can you ever do anything...you know...normal?" Jimmy walks out. "You're crazy." Jamareo says. "I'm not missing this." Ari says. Ryan comes back out. "I've gathered you all here to witness the GREATEST ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE EVER! Eric, set up the camera." "He's fucking crazy." Kam says. "Who you tellin'?" Jam says. "Did I miss it?" Phredley runs out to the backyard. "Not yet. He's gonna jump into a pool of ice with Phil." "This is all your fault Phredley." Phil glares at him. "How was I suppose to know Bruno was gonna go crazy and pull this?" Phredley says. I run in the house and change into a parka, hat, scarf, boots and gloves. "That's not gonna help at all dude. If anything all that fabric is gonna absorb more water." Ryan says. "Shut up."I say. "The Camera's set." Eric says. Everyone gathers around the edge of the pool. "Hi, I'm Bruno Mars and I'm with my buddy Mr. Philip Lawrence. Phredley thought he was the shit calling us out, but he ain't! He ain't shit! So I call out, Big mouth Kameron Whalum, Jamareo Artis and I call out Phredley Brown again!" "That's not how it works, you can't call me out again." Phredley says. "And you better take that shit back because I'm not doing it." Kam yells. "Neither am I, this whole thing is stupid. I'll donate the money sure, but if you think I'm jumping in that pull then you're wrong." Jam says. "Too late! You've been called out!" I cross my arms in victory. "And I call out you Urbana!" Phil says. "Alright, let's do this thing...are you ready?" I give phil an evil look. "Yeah I'm ready. Let's get a running start." Phil and I both back away from the pool. "1...2....3!" I say! I charge toward Ryan and push him in the pool. Phil charges toward Kam and Jamareo. Ari laughs. "Holy shit!" Ari says. "YOU FUCK FACE." Kameron shivers. "I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP!" Jamareo chimes in. Ryan hops out. "5 second head start." He says angrily. "1...2....3..." He starts counting down. "Come on...we can work this out right?" I slowly start to back away. "4...5...!!" Ryan starts charging toward me. Not realizing I was by the edge of the pool I fall in. "AAAAAAAAH!" I start crying but my tears freeze. "I can't feel my fucking nuts!!!!" I yell. Everybody laughs. "This shit isn't funny!! HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO HAVE SEX?! I CANT FEEL MY ARMS AND LEGS. SOMEONE HELP ME OUT. I CAN'T MOVE." "You guys wanna order a pizza?" Ari says. "Fuck yeah." Ryan agrees. Kam and Jam get out.  Everyone walks inside. "GUYS!!!! I THINK MY NUTS JUST WENT BACK INTO MY BODY!!" I continue yelling. "FUCK ALL YOU GUYS!!!! PHIL YOU DIDN'T EVEN JUMP YOU TRADER! PLEASE HELP ME OUT OF HERE.....I'M HUNGRY!!!!"