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Cards Aganist Humanity

The Queen boys play a lovely game of cards against humanity.
Modern AU!

Freddie: Hello lovely's I'm Freddie Mercury, the lead vocalist of the band Queen.
Brian: I am Brian May, the guitarist.
John: hello, I am John Deacon, the bassist for Queen.
Roger: I'm Roger and I play the drums for, you guessed it, Queen. What are we doing today Freddie, would you like to fill in are viewers?
Freddie: Well today we are with Rock Sound today and they invited us to play a game called cards against humanity.
John: If you've never heard of Cards Against Humanity, then get ready because this game is offensive.
Brian: well how do we even play I've been told absolutely nothing.
Roger: don't look at me! I haven't been told anything either!
Freddie: boys stop fight or you'll be put in time out. Ok so basically you take one of these black cards and it'll say some phrase. You'll have ten white cards, that also has a weird phrase. So you take one of the white cards and you pare it with the black card. It's kinda confusing but you'll get it when we start.
John: You look lost Rog.
Roger: That made no sense Fred.
Freddie: you'll understand when we start.
John: alright, so this card says "Honey, I have a new role-play I want to try tonight! You can be _________ and I'll be _________." So you'll need two white cards for this one.
Brian: oh god, can I say this?
Roger: what's it... Oh shit! HAHAHA
Freddie: you guys got your cards!
John: yep.
Freddie: Ok I'll go first. Honey, I have a new role-play I want to try tonight! You can be shutting the fuck up and I'll be not having sex.
Roger: Oh my god HAHAHAHA that bloodily brilliant. Ok my turn, Honey, I have a new role-play I want to try tonight! You can be shitting all over the floor like a bad, bad, girl and I'll be a pizza guy who fucked up.
Freddie: Jesus Christ Roger! HAHAHAHA
John: I'm gonna go now. Wait, can I say this?
Brian: I can't be any worse than Rogers so just say it.
John: Ok, Honey, I have a new role-play I want to try tonight! You can be my first kill and I'll be fucking a corps back to life.
Brian: Holy shit John. That is so much worse!
John: IM SORRY!
Freddie: Brian please say yours I need to forget what Deaky said.
John: IM SORRY!
Brian: Ok, Honey, I have a new role-play I want to try tonight. You can be a big black dick and I'll be an even bigger black dick.
Roger: What is this game?!
Freddie: It brings out the worst parts of you.
John: ok so who wins this round?
Brian: Well it depends, how are we going about this? Does the most fucked up one win, in that case yours win.
Roger: I think we should go by the most fucked up.
John: THEN I WIN! HELL YEAH!
Freddie: BHAHAHAHA. Brian can you pick a new play card.
Brian: alright, ok so this one says "Only two things in life are certain: death and _________."
Roger: alright I got mine.
John: me too!
Freddie: John I swear to god if it's as fucked up as your last one.
John: ITS NOT!
Freddie: ok I'm going first. Only two things in life are certain: death and the violation of are most basic human rights.
*looks into the camera like he on The Office*
Roger: shit Fred.
Freddie: I mean it's not wrong.
Roger: It's not but still, shit. Ok I'll go. Only two things in life are certain: death and Nazis.
John: BHAHAHAHAHA
Roger: You're laughing to hard at that.
John: HAHAHAHA... ok I'm- HAHAHAHA, ok I'm good now. Only two things in life are certain: death and whining like a little bitch.
Brian: that Rogers whole existence!
Roger: fuck you.
Brian: alright my turn! Only two things in life are certain: death and Science
Freddie: Wow Brian.
Brian: what it's true!
Freddie: I think I won that one
Roger: fine you can take the card!
Freddie: why thank you darling

<Time skip to the end of the game because I'm to lazy to write any more>

Brian: thank you so much everyone for watching!
Freddie: this was fun, I had fun.
John: definitely brought out the worst in us but it was still fun.