It was 3.am on a hot sunny day in Antarctica. sweat was dripping off my snout on to the warm snow. I was shivering with heat. When i saw him. Walking through the fiery flames of hell to get to me. His shirt soaked with ice. His long chest hairs crawling down his legs. He stepped up to me and grabbed my face as he stuck it up his green ass. The smell of onions in there was amazing. His farts were so hot it felt like hell. He grabbed my head from inside his ass and set me back down on the floor. As my face dripped with his poop i suddenly woke up in my swamp next to Shrek's swamp. Prince charming was polishing his wedding ring. I sighed. I realized I was getting married to the wrong man...at that moment I saw what I had to do...I had to kill Fiona.
