I stood up, Wiping the biscuit crumbs off my red silky dress. I pulled out my Shrek mask that I bought online. I pulled it over my head. I reached down to grab my 2012 Dell laptop. I logged into FaceChat. xoxo_pishrek_xo I clicked on messages to find 69 new ones from my ex husband Shrek, Even though his username hid his identity, deep down I knew it was him.
_greendadcc_ - I love you, we need to meet!
xoxo_pishrek_xo - Duh! ily2,but idk if we can mt up. I have a secret....i'm married!
_greendadcc_ - Oh.. thats coool i have a secret too...but i cant bring myself to tell you online.
xoxo_pishrek_xo -omg :p fine lmao lets mt up tmr at that garbage bin outside in the alleyway all the homeless people eat dead cats.
_greendadcc_ - Okay. 7pm.
_greendadcc_ has left the chat
The next morning
_greendadcc_ is now online
xoxo_pishrek_xo - Hey are you ready?
_greendadcc_ - yeah... dont be mad when you find out mysecret...
xoxo_pishrek_xo - lol i wont i think i alreasy know :0
I cant belive shrekdoesnt know its me... i have left so many hints only he would knowm... I grabbed my rain boots and walked outside into the 210 ft snow.
I looked in the trash can to see a homeless man recording himself jerking off to a picture of Queen Elizabeth 111. "xoxo_pishrek_xo? You here?" A man said from down the ally. "_greendadcc_??" The voice didn't sound like Shrek's but someone else I knew...someone I knew way to well... "Gingerbread man?" I yelled as my boots slashed in the cum puddles.
"PEPPA?!" He said as he put a gingerbread
flavored condom into his pocket. "How could you I trusted you?" I threw the ring he bought from the dollar tree on a doorknob in the shape of a dildo. and stomped away. When I got around 69 feet away from him I saw shrek naked... I ran over to him. pulled him inside a strangers carriage. Hopped on his 3 inches and rode him around for 50 seconds (our longest) when I got off the entire car was filled with his yellow cum and onion bits.
