I flew out of my swamp house. Scared. No one could see me. I soon realized I could spy on Shrek. Even though he killed me I stilled wanted him. I saw Fiona crying on my grave. When I got bored of listening to her fantasy's about me. I flew over to Shrek's swamp. He locked the door. I walked through the door and walked into Shrek's bedroom to see Donkey and Shrek...doing the dirty. I gasped so loud I broke the barrier separating the living at the dead. "Who dare be at my SWAMP! Shrek yelled covering his green..thingy. Donkey wimped as he used the sheets to cover his body. "Shrek! You sure you locked that door?"
"Yes Donkey, i'm sure." Shrek said. Sill looking straight through me. I decided I was going to speak again. "You did lock the door. But lucky for me...dead people don't have to open doors." I yelled. Donkey stood on two legs and jumped through the window. Shrek fell to the ground with a large thud. "You killed me Shrek, and now your going to pay." I forced my self to Oink, in a witches voice. Shrek grabbed a potion bottle almost empty, but still holding on to a few drops of a light blue liquid. I started walking closer to Shrek. Oinking frequently so he would know I was there.
He raised his hand and through the last 3 drops of the blue liquid and suddenly I became visible to the human eye. He made me a real pig again. "OINK" I squealed. "Shrek you killed me? Why bring me back to life?" I said joyfully. "To do this" He through me on his bed and this time, he wasn't to rough and didn't kill me, It was just how I always Imagined. But different. He shoved an Onion up my ass and I oinked louder than I have ever. He kissed me so passionately. His saliva was filled with Onions and eyeball martinis. 13 minutes later Fiona walked into the house and I grabbed my red dress and hopped out the already broken window.
