( Heads up its going to be really sad and this might be the last chapter i'm writing for this story)
"Shrek, lets have shrex" I sad as I lit a match to lite the room. I looked over at the bed to see Shrek lying the on his head. Eyes wide open and gushing blood out of his anus. I oinked in fear as I grabbed the sword from his asshole. This was definitely murder. I looked around the room as a single tear fell down my cheek.
I silently snuck out of the room, A sword that almost looked familiar swung down in front of me. I tried turning back but another sword swung down behind me. I felt a pinch of electricity and fell down to the floor and blacked out...
I awoke tied down to a chair,my snout visible because of the tape holding over my lips. My vision was blurry but well enough to see colors. I saw a white male and a green female walk in front of me. My vision cleared up as my eyes zoomed in on Fiona. "Charming, she's awake".
I turned my head to see Prince Charming but he hid in the shadows. "How do I look Fiona?" Charming said as he touched up his makeup in the magic mirror. "oh my god! You look fine you dumb ass." Fiona steamed. Prince Charming walked into the light to show off his curves in a black latex jumpsuit. "Hello, Peppa." Charming said as he sashay his way next to Fiona in front of me. "Miss me dear?" he said as he grabbed Fiona by the waist and kissed her. "CHARMING> NOT IN FRONT OF PEOPLE" Fiona said burning with hatred, clearly she was just using Prince Charming for his mothers spells.
I tried to Oink and scream but the tape covering my mouth was just muffling the noise. "Awe, poor little piggy can't speak... for once." Fiona said overflowing with pain and hatred. "You wanna know why i'm doing this to poor, little Peppa Pig?" Fiona said mocking me. "You don't know? I WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU PEPPA! I NEARLY DIED WHEN I FOUND OUT YOU WERE DEAD! BUT YOU went and STOLE MY TRUE LOVE SHREK FROM ME! I never died. I hid. I cowered the villagers. Charming found me and helped me re- gain my strength. Without him you would never get what you deserve. Which is DEATH!" Fiona said as she walked into the dark.
I cut the ropes off my hands using my hard tail. I quickly untied everything else and ran to the door and left.
I ran all the way to Gingy's house for help. "Gingerbread man! I need your help!" I screamed as I waked in his house. I heard moaning and I quickly thought that Fiona or charming is hurting him. I busted the door into his room to see him masturbating. I walked over to his bed and put my soft piggy lips over his hard erection. I began blowing him frequently licking the frosting that he kept cumming. After his boner went away, i looked at him and cried "Shrek is dead. Fiona. Charming. Tried to kill me TOO! I barley escaped." I oinked out salty tears.
"Ok ok.. calm down Peppa. She might be going for ALL the people Shrek slept with while they were together. Here I will make some flyers to pass out." Gingy said as he re-opened his laptop. He printed 5 copies. "Are you sure we'll need five? he told me fiona and me where the only one's." I said as I picked up a flyer from the copier and read what it said "ATTENTION ALL FAIRY TALE CREATURES FIONA IS BACK AND KILLING EVERYONE WHO SLEPT WITH SHREK WHILE THEY WERE TOGETHER" I winced in pain when I saw a picture of Shrek and Fiona at the bottom. What have I done. She was his and not mine.
I went back into Gingy's house into his closet.
I grabbed the black latex dress, gloves and army boots.
I grabbed my gun pouch and walked out of his house looking like a baddie. I walked into the woods ready to cut a bitch.
I began sniffing out a smell...
a smell so familiar, like plastic surgery and fish. I followed it into a old cottage. "This little piggy...went to hell"
I tried reaching for my gun but i instantly felt a sharp, cold, pain in my back. I fell to the ground and took what i thought would be my last breath. The smell of burning bacon filled the air. Fiona reaches down and kissed me. "Bye bye bitch" Fiona said as she got up and turned around. Suddenly the room was filled with fairy tale creatures holding weapons of all sorts. Fiona looked of fear and everyone thought that they had her until a sly grin appeared on her fat face. She grabbed a thingy from her pockets and shot it at the ceiling. A rope appeared and pulled her out through the roof.
"Guys..." I said.
"PEPPA!!!" everyone in tears ran to my side.
"Shoot that fat pig into hell"
Suddenly I felt as if I was as light as air.
"She's gone" The blind mice said all at once.
They grabbed my cold bare body and wrapped it in a sheet and buried my body 3 feet in the ground.
They grabbed their weapons, and belongings and walked into the sunset to find Fiona and Charming to get their revenge.
The End
