Fiona died very suddenly from a spoiled onion stuck in her uterus. RIP.
I sat alone in my house. Thinking about all the things that Shrek could do to me. Suddenly I jumped up and ran over.
"Daddy Pig- Daddy Shrek?" My voice lingered through the empty halls, until Shrek called back. "Come here and have my baby." Shrek voice echoed all the way down the hall. I oinked as I ran to his room to see his 3 inched penis out in the open. "OINK SHREK" I hopped on the bed to enjoy me some shrek shrex.
30 milliseconds later he finished and went to sleep. The next day I woke up nine months pregnant. My uterus opened wide as my water broke all over Shrek's hairy arsehole. "SHREK OUR OGRE BABYS ARE COMING" I screamed at the top of my lungs. "Haha cumming.." Shrek jokes as he stuck his head up my vagina to see the baby's. "There half Ogre...half Donkey..." Shrek said confused. With a guilty face I said "He must have a..um disorder. Must be Donkiorphia.." I sad with my pink face turning as Red as my dress.
I pushed out a baby with a snout donkey feet and a Ogre face but with hair like Prince Charming, which is weird because me and him never had sex. I shrugged it off. My uturus ripped out my tummy as 68 more kids came out.
Me and Shrek has 69 kids that day. Little did I know he filmed Step dad and step daughter porn with them. When I found out me and Shrek divorced and I got married to the Gingerbread man and everyday ate his gingerbread DICK!!!
