Best Friends? HELL NO!

Chapter 26 - Finally (18+ asf)

This chapter will contain sex, and between two men none the less. If you are uncomfortable reading sex chapters feel free to not read this, for it is only character development and fan service.

Thank you!

Stan's P.O.V

"Fuck!" I cursed out loud.

I abruptly stood up and lifted Kyle off with both hands from the coach.

He's so light...

This position is weird though, it feels like I'm carrying a baby.

"Ah! I know..."

I lifted him up higher and slammed him down on my shoulder maybe a bit too hard. Now it felt like I was carrying a sack of potatoes, but this was way better.

I sighed as I grabbed the remote, with Kyle still staring at me nonchalantly.

"Cuddle night is ruined again..." It took all my strength not to do a crying emoji.

Wait what??

....Weird.

I turned off the television and just left the DVD in. I'll deal with it tomorrow.

What I have to "deal" with right now is this... Err.... Um....

(Fuck saying erection sounds so gay!! But wait- this is gay dammit!!)

My... Hardening log!!

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Wtf. That was stupid.

I slammed the door to Kyle's bedroom then I plopped him down and I think the gentle smack of the soft bed to him got him back to his senses for some odd reason.

"Stan? What?? When did I get changed??"

He looked, confused. (So cute!)

Aghh, stop!! I can't have him see me like this!

It was hard, but I got to ignore him and I just waltz in the restroom, closing the door behind me.

I stared at the mirror.

Seeing myself, I realized I was blushing furiously. (Well, who wouldn't? When your sexy ass best friend starts fucking seducting you!!)

I finally looked down to my boxers to acknowledge my ding dong, which I so desperately tried to ignore earlier.

"Ah fuck, it's bigger than usual!"

I ruffled my hair, frustrated.

There's no way in hell that Kyle didn't notice this large thing when I placed him down in bed.

"Ahhhh Asdfghjklagajalaa!!" I started cursing rubbish.

I closed the toilet lid, and sat on it after wiping it (I was a gentleman of course) and proceeded to pull my boxers down.

"Shit..." I cursed to myself once more.

I hope I won't be too loud.

Lord, Mother FUCKING Jesus Christ... Save me.

I closed my eyes, to feel myself even more.

I slowly started to stroke myself, the precum was so intense this time... Did Kyle have some succubus powers? I legit never thought it was possible to have so much....