The last chapter got lost somehow?
People told me it doesn't work.
Heres the stuff that happens I'm too lazy to re-write it:
Christina is smelly
Thats it.
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The four friends went to set off on the journey to FuzzyButt Castle. They hiked up a trail in a nearby forest for a hour or so.
"IMMMM TIREDDDDD" Christina yells at Eggytha.
"Listen here pooface, we need to go to FuzzyButt Castle right now. So man up and we will go" Eggytha replies and Christina digs a hole.
She builds a small home, building a kitchen, bathroom and bedroom out of dirt. She puts her earphones on and turns on her Favourite band. One Direction.
(THE BEST BAND EVER HEAR THAT CHRISTINA YOU LISTEN TO THEM MUAHAHAH)
She sings along and cuts her broccoli with the knife she made, accidentally cutting the wire.
"NOOOOOOOOO MYYYYY HEADPHONESSSSS" She screams and Dorothy comes in, takes superglue and glues it back together.
"There you go, child. You may listen now" She tells the smelly Llama.
"GET OUT OF THERE YOU WE HAVE TO LEAVE" Fadija yells and they get out of Christina's dirt home.
The rest of the trip up the trail that was a few meters long in total distance, took 3 more hours. After Christina whining and getting sprayed by a skunk several times, they made it.
They saw the mountain they had to climb and got scared.
"ITSSS TOOO HIGHHH UPPPP IMMAAAA DIEEEEEE" She screams and pulls out a automatic-digger machine and puts in front of the mountain and turns it on, a clear tunnel appears and they go through, Christina crying the whole time.
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Story of my llama
RandomINTRODUCTILLAMA There once was a llama, his name was Christina (pronounced shris-tine-a) the llama. Christina was a crazy, lonely, and smelly llama. Her and her friends fadija the alpaca, and Eggytha the ostriche and Dorothy (pronounced doro-thig...
