Eggytha started to scream when she realized what was happening in Christina's Alicorn infested head. "They're eating her brain!" Eggytha shouted to get Fadija's attention. Fadija quickly scurried over to examine Christina's noggin.
She whispered some words to eggytha. Fadija had to hold the unintelligent llama down as eggytha poured expired eggnog in her noodle.
Christina quickly yelled some words in Latin and then blacked out the alicorns retreated back to they're best in Christina's left brain. "Oh that was close, how did you know what to do to save Christina" eggytha questioned.
"Oh a secret formula that great grandma fadija told me." Fadija mumbled.
"But it's just rancid eggnog... It's not much of a secret. " eggytha exclaimed, Fadija glares at Eggytha.
"IT IS A SECRET THAT IVE KEPT FROM PEOPLE FOR MILLIONS OF YEARS" fadija screeched. "Calm down you're acting like Christina!!!" Eggytha complains.
"How dare you!" Fadija whispers wide-eyed. Eggytha knocks Fadija out with a rock shaped like a Christmas banana.
When Fadija wakes up she sees that she is in a dark, dark place. She stands up, shaking, and feels for something to touch.
Fadija eventually finds a wall to touch, her arms finds a light switch, she turns on the light to see Eggytha sitting on the floor.
"What happened?" Eggytha questioned.
"You hit me in the head!" She replies and Eggytha frowns and shakes her head. "I didn't, you're the one that electrocuted me" Eggytha says confused.
"NO I DIDN'T" She yells and they spend 4 minutes yelling at each other, Fadija stops and shushes Eggytha.
"Wheres Christina?"
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FADIJA I WROTE IT HAPPY
UGH YOU LAZY LIL POOP
GOSH
MEOW
-Eggytha
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Story of my llama
RandomINTRODUCTILLAMA There once was a llama, his name was Christina (pronounced shris-tine-a) the llama. Christina was a crazy, lonely, and smelly llama. Her and her friends fadija the alpaca, and Eggytha the ostriche and Dorothy (pronounced doro-thig...