Christina and her friends were walking towards the mountain that had Fuzzybutt Castle mounted on top of it.
A big pink castle that was too hard to describe the details from the ground. Fadija yelled in frustration.
"HOW ARE WE GONNA GO ALL THE WAY UP THERE" Fadija yells at Christina.
"I DONTTT KNOWWWW" She says and spits close to her.
"HOW DARE YOU" Fadija yells and it starts raining cats and dogs.
"I LOVE THIS CAT HES SOO FLUFFY AND CUTE" Eggytha yells grabbing a black and white coloured cat that fell from the sky.
"You shall be called Teacup" Eggytha says, even though the cat was the size of the freaking titanic. Teacup scratches her and pees on Christina. He puts a crown on his head and pretends he's a queen.
"HE URINATED ONNN MEE" Christina yells, then a big dog falls on her smelly llama head and she passes out.
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Christina wakes up 10 seconds later, but Dorothy was trying to feed her carrots before she could wake up and see.
Christina wakes up and they all head towards the path to go up the mountain.
"LETSS GOOO ON THEEE PATHH INN THEE FORESTTT" Christina yells and they all agree, ditching the safe path in the sunshine.
Fadija starts to eat some of the food from Walmart, while Dorothy convinces Christina that carrots are not evil beings.
Eggytha decides to pick some daisies along the way and make a flower crown.
They got half way up the mountain before hearing a loud cackle.
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Story of my llama
RandomINTRODUCTILLAMA There once was a llama, his name was Christina (pronounced shris-tine-a) the llama. Christina was a crazy, lonely, and smelly llama. Her and her friends fadija the alpaca, and Eggytha the ostriche and Dorothy (pronounced doro-thig...
