Eggytha and fadija decide that they should countinue to trek up the mountain to fuzzybutt castle.
Christina farted the alphabet. And then screamed "FADIJA YOU'RE A STINKY ARMPIT" for no apparent reason.
They proceeded to the cliff off smelly navels (according to one of Dorothy's [we miss her very much] books. Which Christina, the little poop, managed to spill rancid canned peaches on. ) "SMEEELLLLYY NAAAVEEELLS" Christina whispered barely enunciating.
Eggytha responded in a somewhat British accent "we really should be on our way".
Christina wanted to stop and have a picnic so she told fadija "FAFAFAFAFAFAFAFAAFFAFSFAFAFAFAFAFFFFAAAAAAAAAAA IIIIII WWAAAAAANNNNNT-" but fadija kicked her in they eye and said "shut the poop up, I think i see a rare navel alicorn" (flying unicorn which should never be mistaken for the Pegasus)
The Alicorn retreated to its nest in Christina cranium. Fadija and eggytha were perplexed.
Christina used a twig and poked the nest with the Alicorn in it and yelled "PEGASUS PEGASUS"
Eggytha slapped her and screeched "it's an Alicorn you poop, what the poop is wrong with you"
Fadija quietly mumbled "everything"
Christina wet her trousers and cried.
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Christina patty's here,
Christina patty's there,
Christina patty's everywhere.
The video is called genie the alpaca,
BUT ITS OBVIOUSLY FADIJA
Little poops these days
-Eggytha
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Story of my llama
RandomINTRODUCTILLAMA There once was a llama, his name was Christina (pronounced shris-tine-a) the llama. Christina was a crazy, lonely, and smelly llama. Her and her friends fadija the alpaca, and Eggytha the ostriche and Dorothy (pronounced doro-thig...
