Christina and her friends were finished grieving a few hours after Dorothy's death,
Christina all of a sudden yelled "¿ERA ES BOB EL CONSTRUCTOR ESPINACAS IMPULSO VERDE EN UN COCO NACHO IMPULSO" (WERE IS BOB THE BUILDER SPINACH GREEN POOP IN A COCONUT NACHO POOP)
'What the poop Christina" Eggytha asks
"YO HABLO ESPAÑOL DUH EGGYTHA USTED TONTO PENSO JOBINER" (I SPEAK SPANISH DUH EGGYTHA YOU DUMB PENSO JOBINER) Chrisitna screams and then Bob the builder comes.
"I HEARD MY NAME!!" He whispers and Fadija looks at him with wide eyes.
"I LIKE PASTAAA!!" he whispers at a barely audiable tone.
"BOB SOY UN FAN GRANDE" (BOB I AM A BIG FAN)
"WAIT I WILL GET HANDY MANNY" he whipers
Bob does the builder call, and then Handy Manny comes with Wrigly the ninja emu.
"woah uncle, what are you doing here?" Eggytha asks
"I stopped being a zombie" he says and Eggytha smiles wide.
You see, eggytha's uncle had his leg bitten off by a shark, then she saw him on halloween as a zombie, so she assumed it was true. Now he found a cure and is a ninja emu again.
"Don't worry, Handy here can fix your friend" Wrigly says and Handy Manny hits her with his talking hammer.
"sunt eu mai bine?"( Am I better? (in romainian)
"One second, alpaca" Said Handy Manny.
"SHE IS A LLAMA" Eggytha yells, and Fadija looks very, very offended.
Handy hits her with his hammer and she opens her mouth once more.
"HELLOOOOOOOO?" She yells in her regular voice.
"YAY" Eggytha and Fadija yell in unison.
"I'M A TURTLE NOT A ALPACAAAA!!" Christina screams.
"You are a Llama" said Bob the Builder.
"THATS ITTTT" Christina screams and chases all of them, eating them all.
"THAT WAS MY UNCLE" Eggytha yells and slaps her, Christina makes a strange face.
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Christina,
Christina,
Christina.
How dare you eat them.
I hope they live happily in your stomach <3
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Story of my llama
AléatoireINTRODUCTILLAMA There once was a llama, his name was Christina (pronounced shris-tine-a) the llama. Christina was a crazy, lonely, and smelly llama. Her and her friends fadija the alpaca, and Eggytha the ostriche and Dorothy (pronounced doro-thig...
