In My Swamp [FINISHED]

Chapter 1 ; A Trip To The Swamp

Bob Duncan's POV

I pack my family in bags and put them on the teleporter. "See you in the swamp, family" I say while sending them off to the swamp. It was our first time visiting a swamp. I was kind of nervous.

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We get to the swamp and I immediately grab my chicken egg and launch it into the water to see if it's salty. All of a sudden, the pond begins to shake. The chicken egg gets launched at my wife's forehead and it cracks her skull open. I hear the bags murmuring, "mom are you okay dude guy friend gay buddy".

"What the hecc that egg so hard" said Amy, my wife. I was hesitant to help her, I don't like her that much. Ever since she had Toby I kind of hated her. Toby was a mistake. I never wanted that baby.

I look into the swamp water and did a backbend into it. I reached into the water and grabbed a horn like thing. I pulled it out and it was a green guy. He was hot. My wife was nothing compared to this sexy green piece of meat. I reached into his ear and pulled out a trombone.

"You are so hot" I said, while sitting on his broken ear. "You in my swamp you meat loaf looking boi" the thing said while grabbing my foot and chewing on it. I blushed.

I look over at Amy, dead. Thank god. Finally. I tried to set her on fire 8 times but she never goes down. Thank goddess for that egg.

"What's your name, handsome?" I asked green dude.

"Shronk" he said, nodding his head. He gave me a smirk.

I blushed even harder. At this point I looked like a tomato with a side of red meat rice with a side of apples and a burnt chicken tender in the middle. Shrek carries me and throws me onto land, right on the suit case with my family inside.

"REEEEEEEEEE WHY YOU DO THAT" I heard Charlie scream. I never liked that child anyway. Another mistake. You can probably tell why I hate Amy so much. I opened the suitcase and my family shot out, Gabe squirting fruit juice inside his ear to make sure there aren't any ants. He is my favorite. Teddy was shoving a video camera down her throat. PJ was smearing peanut butter on his toes and biting his knee. Toby was biting Gabe's ear.

"TOBY WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU DISGUSTING SWINE YOU ARE A DISGRACE" I picked him up and launched him into the swamp, hoping he would drown.

Then Toby springs eight feet into the air. He does a spinning motion in the air. He then turns into an eagle and flies away. Everybody starts clapping. Nobody liked him.

Gabe jumps so high and start saying "REEEEEEEEE WOMP WOMP WOMP KEKE SWAAAAAHHHHH". We all repeat it and turn into a cult. Then, I see another green person with long red hair. She's going to try to steal my man.

She forms out carrying 3 small green kids. It looked like they were all infected with some type of incurable disease.

"What the hecc you guys so loud my kids need to sleep!" The stupid woman says. She's disgusting. I drop kick her and throw her to Africa while sending her a packet of salt through the mail.

I then walk into a shower and fall asleep.

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