In My Swamp [FINISHED]

Chapter 5: Demon Girl and Her Eggs

Shrek's POV

I walk out of my house to see Liza Koshy crawling up the walls of my swamp house with her head completely turned backwards. She was screaming "DAVID DAVID DAVID COME ON COME ON DAVID DAVID DAVID"

That's when I saw little Toby come out of the water and attacked me. He blinded me like I was in bird box. What the heck. I began to yell at the love of my life, "BOBBY BOI BOBBY BOI BOBBY BOI"

He came outside and flung one of that little demon girl's eggs at Toby. Toby looked at him and flew, clutching onto his nipple. He bit Bobby right in the nipple. Poor Bobby.

Bobby screamed and grabbed Toby's head, shoving it in a bathtub we found filled with milk. Toby swallowed the bathtub and began spinning like a helicopter. He began excessively throwing up different kitchen tools. That's when I was stabbed with a spatula, right in my armpit.

I screamed as I bled, my arm pit feeling numb. I grabbed Toby by his bald head and tied him to a ceiling fan. I turned it on and he rapidly spun.

I ran back to my house and grabbed Liza from the wall. I tied her to a lamppost so she wouldn't escape while I was gone. Then, I saw it.

Fiona ran in, holding all six of my own children. She began flinging my children at me. With my injured arm pit, I couldn't move. I could only scream.

I ran for my life. I ran up a tree and hid there. Fiona crawled out, looking around for me. She had Charlie strapped onto her neck and Gabe around her ankles. Pj is meditating on her back. I stayed very silent in the tree.

After 5 minutes, she complained that she needed to pee and grabbed Charlie, chucking her in the bath tub. For some reason, hard boiled eggs began to multiply as she touched the bath tub. She shoved her finger in them. I got out of the tree and went up behind Fiona, stuffing her in a turkey. I launched the turkey all the way back to Africa.

David Dobrik came out, bouncing Teddy on his toe. He grabbed his vlog camera and put it on the lamppost. He then grabbed Liza and launched her really far, probably back to Africa. That's when my one true love, Bobby boi, grabbed Toby from the ceiling fan and kicked him to Africa. He's such a good kicker.

I then kissed Bobby and went to sleep, clutching onto a cross and a table cloth.