In My Swamp [FINISHED]

Chapter 4 ; The Rescue

Bob POV

I CANT BELIEVE I KISSED SHREK.

he tasted like if you grabbed a turkey and made it vomit on to a frying pan. it was amazing.

i get off of my barbie doll and throw it at a tree. someone screams and falls, making the ground rumble. i quietly sit there and wait for the noise to make an appearance.

shrek rolls out from the bushes and rolls into the mud. 'how sexy', i think. i go inside and grab my favorite child, gabe. he shows me his finger and when i look down at it, he pokes me in the eye. i scream in pain and astonishment and fall back. he stuffs my body in a sack and throws me into the refrigerator. i go unconscious.

————GABE POV———————

'yes! i finally did it!' i said in my head. my father makes me lose brain cells every day. later, i will get him from the refrigerator and he will turn into fresh salmon. then, i can feed it to pj, teddy, and charlie.

that weird green guy rolls into the house and i look at him, confused. "where that boi bobby at" he asked, jumping up and eating a stray cat that walked by. i cringed. i pointed at the refrigerator and he opened it. he is so stupid! why would he do that!

he takes bob out of the sack and bob screams, "you're my hero!" while kissing him. overall, it was the gayest thing i'd ever seen. i walk out of the room and towards charlie.

she was playing with hard boiled eggs, sticking them on the barbie figures head. i looked and nodded at her, extremely proud. "you're getting better at that, charlie" i said, patting her on the head.

—————SHREK POV—————

i rescued bobby from the refrigerator. i wonder how he got in there. anyway, i hear a few loud bangs on the top of the house. i grab my frying pan, baseball bat, and goggles and go outside. i couldn't believe what i saw...