Chapter 8: Dyslexia

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by whatisgoingonnnnnn

by whatisgoingonnnnnn

Shrek POV

We took the children home and they would not stop mooing. "Meowwwwww" Diva stated. Delicious says "Tallahassee". They all agree.

I grab my AirPods and shove it in Daddy, my grandchild, nostrils. "Listen" I whisper. The best song, Baby Shark, was playing. All of a sudden, I hear a crash outside.

Jojo Siwa comes out of my window screaming "hit or miss, I guess they never miss huh?" All of a sudden, we all have high ponytails and gigantic bows. She is god.

Then, Bella Thorne hammers the roof. She drops in like a gum ball. She lands on her head. She sits like that comfortably. "Mer num begla thron, I hav dsylecxa". What the heck is going on. All the babies, with their jojo siwa bows, began chanting "DYSLEXIA DYSLEXIA DYSLEXIA". What a time to be alive.

All of a sudden, Bella Thorne insults jojo's bow. Jojo siwa throws her bow at her. Bella has a spasm, and starts climbing the wall. Her head was doing 360 spins as she climbed like a spider. Jojo begins to sing "Boomerrang", trying to defend herself. Bella Thorne starts singing 'Sweatshirt' by Jacob Saggytits.

I run into the fridge to get bob. It turns out he was already out, on the floor, covered in Nutella. He sits there calmly, his arms up. I jump on him and sit on his lap. We begin making out. I licked him clean. Yummy.

When I look back, jojo siwa has defeated Bella Thorne. Bella was laying on the ground, with an ostrich on her forehead. I grabbed Bobby and slung him on my shoulders. "WHEEEEEEEE"

I jumped on donkey and rode off in to the sunset. Jojo kept throwing avocados and grape fruits at us while we rode, but we didn't care. I bit into donkey and he screeched, going faster. I felt happy.

THE END.