In My Swamp [FINISHED]

Chapter 3 ; Wedding Bells

Bob Duncan POV

I saw David dobrik get down on one knee. " Teddy I've only known you for four hours, but I think I love you. I knew I loved you since you broke free of the fridge, and then you threw Liza out the window. You are so smart, funny,and beautiful. Teddy will you marry me?" David asked tears seeping from his eyes. 

Oh my god yes! Of course! We're going to be a family channel! I love you! Teddy yelled.

Wow! Who would ever guess my daughter would be getting married. " When is the wedding happening?" Pj asks.
" In four hours" David says.

"Oh my I'm so proud my baby girl is getting married!" I say
We both go to the dress shop and buy her a nice rainbow rhinestone glitter dress. She will look beautiful.

———2 HOURS LATER—————————

"Teddy come here we need to get you dressed you egg head" i say enthusiastically, dragging her by her left ear into the bathroom. i shoved her dress in her hands and gave her some beautiful pink Heelys. they will make her roll like she's never before rolled.

I get dressed in a rainbow tux. I look stunning. Shrek will be so moist when he sees me like this. i put on some Victoria Secret perfume and brushed my almost non existent hair. I was beautiful.

————A FEW MOMENTS LATER————
shrek pov

i see that youtube boy and the girl with the rainbow dress and skate shoes kiss while the dude with the robe announces that they are now married. i toss pieces of garlic at them and everyone claps. i look across the room at Bob and wave at him. he waves back and smiles. i blush furiously.

after the wedding, we all go back to the swamp. pj crawls and sniffs the snails as we go on our journey back to the swamp. gabe does 29 cartwheels in a row, and by the time we get to the swamp he has dyslexia.

bob shoved all of his ugly children inside the oven and walks to me, "you are so hot, shronk" he says. i blush furiously. i grab him and take him into the muddy water. we splash in the mud all day long. i pull on bob's sexy earlobe and chew it. it tastes like charlie brown on christmas eve.

bob grabs all his children by the nipples and puts them to bed. bob and i go outside and talk about our feelings.

"bobby you are so cute" i say. he blushes. he is so hot, a turkey would turn into a dog if it saw him.

"you are cuter" he says, grabbing my face and kissing me. i was in heaven. his lips tasted like garlic and sushi but i didn't care. by the time we finished kissing, i had salmonella and type 2 diabetes.

i go to bed in a nearby tree and bob goes to bed on a plastic barbie doll. all is well.