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~Eden Hazard~

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~Eden Hazard~

- roadman

- looks like a fckboy but isn't

- tries to act cool in front of his boys

- daddy

- dresses like a roadman

- wears hoodies during class

- has a fresh trim every week

- only boy in school who looks hot with a buzz cut

- had the same haircut throughout the whole of highschool

- looks like an owl

- his mum put him on a strict diet but it failed

- beats everyone to the canteen as soon as the bell rings

- flirts and is on first name basis with the dinner lady to get extra chips and beans

- gets his ass* slapped in the hallway

- voted best ass* in the school yearbook

- compares his booty with girls

- never listens to the teacher

- laughs when people can't read in class

- is always the DJ at school dances

- lowkey looks like the grinch

- thinks he can dance but really can't

- loves wearing cowboy hats at parties

- calls his female teachers rosa

- disruptive in class

- the gum plug

- gets told off for always chewing gum in class

- sticks it under the table when no ones looking

- always acting crazy

- works part time at McDonalds 🍔 🍟

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