~Jesse Lingard~- continuously dabs in class
- No No No No
- the weather¿!!
- falls asleep in class behind a textbook
- gets told off for laughing every minute
- laugh sounds like a disease
- dances in the hallways
- thinks he has a beard but it's actually bum fluff
- was over excited when he grew his first armpit hair
- always with his boy Rashford
- makes cool handshakes with the teachers
- looks for every opportunity to do his shoot dance
- annoying asf
- life of the parties
- tries to promote his mixtape
- sounds like trash
- always wears new fresh creps (trainers/sneakers)
- keeps his P.E tracksuit on the whole day
- wouldn't give his girl his hoodie if she was freezing
- volunteers to run errands for the teacher to leave class and mess around in the hallways
- plays music loud from his portable speaker in class
- gets his speaker and phone confiscated every lesson
- gets detention
- snaps in detention
- updates his snapchat story for everything
- only dates older girls
- has a thing for milfs
- gets mistaken for a 7 year old
- works part time as a YouTuber 🎥
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FOOTBALL FCKBOYS ✧ high school edition ✧
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